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Kafka lied about being my GAL PAL

  1. #1
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    instead she is a gal NTSC
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  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    NTSC Ronaldo J Trump
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    S

    Originally posted by Meikai NTSC Ronaldo J Trump

    you make me SECUM
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you are both BETAMAXXERS
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  5. #5
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

    Character Name: The Barbeque Bushman

    Background: The Barbeque Bushman hails from a tribal community deep within the heart of Africa. His people have a strong tradition of hunting, gathering, and communal living. As a young tribesman, he honed his skills in spear fighting, acrobatics, and cooking, becoming known as the community's best cook.

    Attributes:

    Strength: 12
    Dexterity: 14
    Constitution: 11
    Intelligence: 10
    Wisdom: 12
    Charisma: 10

    Advantages:

    Tribal Upbringing (5 points): The Barbeque Bushman is skilled in the ways of his tribe, granting him knowledge of survival techniques, tribal customs, and local flora and fauna.
    Acrobatics (10 points): He is agile and has trained in acrobatics, making him nimble and capable of impressive feats of agility.
    Jogging (5 points): His time in the African wilderness has made him an exceptional runner, capable of covering long distances with ease.
    Cooking Talent (5 points): Known as the best cook in his tribe, The Barbeque Bushman can create delicious meals from almost anything he finds.

    Disadvantages:

    Tribal Code of Honor (-10 points): The Barbeque Bushman adheres to the strict code of honor of his tribe, which may sometimes conflict with modern values or situations.
    Limited Technology (-5 points): Having grown up in a tribal setting, he is not familiar with advanced technology and may struggle to adapt to it.
    Primitive (-5 points): He is accustomed to a more primitive lifestyle and may find it challenging to navigate complex, modern societies.

    Skills:

    Spear (DX+2, 16): Expert in using spears as both a hunting tool and a weapon.
    Survival (Woodlands) (IQ, 10): Knowledge of wilderness survival techniques.
    Cooking (IQ+2, 12): Exceptional cooking skills.
    Acrobatics (DX+2, 16): Agile and capable of impressive feats.
    Running (HT, 11): Enhanced endurance and speed.

    Equipment:

    Tribal spear
    Traditional tribal clothing
    Survival kit
    Portable grill (for barbecuing in space)

    Background: The Barbeque Bushman's skills and tribal upbringing have prepared him for the challenges of space exploration. He carries his trusty spear with him and is always ready to cook up a delicious meal for his fellow spacefarers. While he may struggle with advanced technology, his knowledge of survival and cooking make him a valuable member of any space crew. His acrobatic skills also come in handy in zero-gravity environments. The Barbeque Bushman is a unique character who brings a taste of the African wilderness to the depths of space.
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    *chugs a giant cowgirl full of spaghetti ( #lilsportyshomelife ) and gets a huge redsauce-mustache*



    i miss kafka already , this is a toxic environment with a lot of caca-heads though so i understand
  7. #7
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    she will raise in 3 days mark this on your calendaer

    9/11

    jeff hunter
  8. #8
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by A College Professor a giant cowgirl full of spaghetti

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