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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Smoking weed that was soaked in Robitussin then dipped in glue and crushed glass
  2. That's nothing. I smoke weed dipped in Uranium-234.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^sounds dreamy. don't forget to add the blood-soaked pubics


    I don't know if its nationwide but the PARTY SIZE of flaming hots are only 4 dollars for 15 oz whereas the regular one that's half that size is like 6 dollars here. 7.5 extra ozs for 2 dollars less. just a heads up consider it an AMBER ALERT of sorts.
  4. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra why do you keep making new accounts and pretending to be someone different, especially when you're so bad at it

    im not alt man. next time stop depending on your crazy 8s and decoder ring you got in the cracker jack box.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Chios Honey im not alt man. next time stop depending on your crazy 8s and decoder ring you got in the cracker jack box.

    it threw me for a bit when you were posting in broken english but you couldn't even stick to that for more than a day or two
  6. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it threw me for a bit when you were posting in broken english but you couldn't even stick to that for more than a day or two

    Grammarly extension?
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Grammarly extension?

    Paul Wozny, Rideshare Rapist
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Paul Wozny, Rideshare Rapist

    I'll rape you, Charlie
  9. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey im not alt man. next time stop depending on your crazy 8s and decoder ring you got in the cracker jack box.

    ALT MAN

    DANANANANA

    ALT MAN
    what did you say abuot the jedis!! i'm telling the police on you!!!!
  10. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Tomorrow I might watch a double feature of both Shrek and Rat Race in honor of Smashmouth Front man.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ early 20s. teen challenge (faith based recovery program) Went there in lieu of prison. Most everyone in the program did. Everyone is automatically in the choir. Travel to different church's across the state every Sunday. Black slacks and nice shirt and tie. Sing. I eventually was one of a few directors. I sang a few solos. Gave my testimony every week lol. Its all lol. Very cringe looking back. And when it was all said and done and I successfully completed the program after 15 months, I fucked it up and got DUIs, violated my probation and ended up going to prison anyway. God bless. <3

    That warms my heart. Im suprised they enforce dui laws in ND. Isnt a car careening over an embankment the state bird or someshit?
  12. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I am going to do my bit for the community and go down to the local fruit and veg patch (allotment) and try and be social and not awkward this morning.

    Got to go see a man about a dog afterwards. And then I'm making a quasedilla tonight for tea cause I can.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  14. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    morning boss
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra computer's PSU popped. fantastic

    replaced PSU but the power port is configured differently so I need to do some custom wiring if I want to close the case
  16. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    someone faxed me this on the mojo wire


    wait you cant image tag .tiffs wow WOW
  17. Originally posted by Chios Honey im not alt man. next time stop depending on your crazy 8s and decoder ring you got in the cracker jack box.

    I'll have you know we use Cap'n Crunch whistles here.
  18. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Sorry I only play Texas hold them

    Crazy Eights is a shedding-type card game for two to seven players and the best known American member of the Eights Group which also includes Pig and Spoons ...
  19. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I always keep a few cans of gumption in the cupboard.

    cupboards are gay.

    only gays use cups.
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    on my way to work
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