2023-09-04 at 7:10 AM UTC
So anyway, there's this bitch that's absolutely fucking nuts. (but only in small amounts)
She doesn't get high or do drugs lol dude this gets so fucking funny im excited for you reading this!
oh her boyfriend fucked up my right eye permnently by punching me while I was sitting calibrating his scope he was having a bad moment
so he's sick of her and leaves
im like perfect! (She give some cheaper weed, he want 35 on the 8th, I just give her a 20 for the same shit literally, 7/10 weed)
so anyway, i go outside last night at the ripe time of 8pm and I start talkin to her, she's got a book on buddhism, she said fuck it dudes gone and starts smokin weed with me, I get her to drink half a 40 of malt liquor LOL, she's like 80 pounds black and has an afro literally imagine 'black female, AFRICA, small, 23.' and you already see her
so she gives me this book on buddhism, it was about 150 pages, I spent two hours without looking up (it was small/paperback) reading it and asked her to discuss it with me, especially some of the highlighted sections she found important. 4 long ass hours of conversation relating to: 1 My hatred of the jedis 2: Hatred of racism (i am an anti semite, and if anyone in the world questioned me I would be truthfully, I believe in the 100% destruction of all jedis and all jedi memorials and synagogues. Literally the way you get rid of lice we need to destroy them to purify our world, but don't call that chinese guy a mean name cuz he's aight to me and our consitution of all men (except jedis) created equal. 2 The difference between conventional buddhism and Manyana buddhism 3 Why dogs smell funny
panty dropper
now everyone thinks i'm a faggot here so this is very lulzy
i took her back to my place and made her espresso.
She then began screaming at my neighbor (who is loud as fuck all the time but he lives next door and whenever he smokes crack the fire alarm goes off and that pissed her off like really really bad)
and she wilds out
folks I did not have sex with the negro because I am the victim of circumstance
o and she came back over and is sitting on the couch infront of me
toodles
2023-09-04 at 7:15 AM UTC
I asked her if she ever sucked a white dick before and she said she wants to but I just wanna shit post, I'mma see if she'll take a selfie with me so I can better IDK shit post I love this website
I hope u proud wellhung u the number 1 and I AM NUMBER 2.
2023-09-04 at 7:16 AM UTC
dude i'm so fucking drunk and about to get it in!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ Havfe a good night everybody especially candyrein who I think about while I do this
2023-09-04 at 7:17 AM UTC
happy labor day lol i don't labor but I do get off on Monday!~!~!~~! NO COLLEGE, all because I labored as a dishwasher for 2 weeks one time or some shit
2023-09-04 at 1:09 PM UTC
thread is useless without picts of the said speciesment.
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2023-09-04 at 1:16 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
i like wellhungs freds better
