Watched someone eat more raw food.

1. 2023-09-03 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole
   Folks you can't make this shit up, i tell him i'm going fishing, he says with what like in a pissy ass attitude way
   
   he then begins eating salted shrimp (rawer than fuck) and squid (rawer than fuck) and like yeah im a little irritated i don't have bait
   
   "YOU DONT COOK THIS SHIT BRADLEYBOY?!"
   
   'No that's raw squid for bait when I fish.'
   
   "SERIOUSLY WHY IS IT SALTY MUCH?"
   
   'makes it tougher, lasts longer as bait.'
   
   *vomits four times* LOL
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   • aldra
2. 2023-09-03 at 1:33 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   are you expected to cook for him for some reason
   
   
3. 2023-09-03 at 4:13 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   OP has fleas from lying with dogs