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World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

  1. *ClimateTard Alert*
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Was this supposed to invalidate something I posted?

    How could if you don't watch?
  3. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How could if you don't watch?

    It presents some interesting opinions, but the facts remain facts.
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Extreme weather is ‘smacking us in the face’ with worse to come

    The record-shattering heatwaves, wildfires and floods destroying lives in the US, Europe, India, China and beyond in 2023 have raised an alarming question: have humanity’s relentless carbon emissions finally pushed the climate crisis into a new and accelerating phase of destruction?

    The scientists told us that, despite it certainly feeling as if events had taken a frightening turn, the global heating seen to date was entirely in line with three decades of scientific predictions. Being proved right was cold comfort, they said, as their warnings had so far been largely in vain.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe It presents some interesting opinions, but the facts remain facts.

    You didn't watch and the response proves it to anyone who did so with an open mind.
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You didn't watch and the response proves it to anyone who did so with an open mind.

    So which of the facts I've posted did it invalidate?

    I'm starting to think you didn't watch this video.
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe So which of the facts I've posted did it invalidate?

    I'm starting to think you didn't watch this video.

    That's not even a good try. Now go watch the video and do your homework.
  8. Bradley Black Hole
    Noticed that the projection of Hurricane Immima (colloquially pronounced Jemima like the syrup, no J) has whipped up faster and hit places that never expected to be hit, the water is too hot for me to fucking fish except at night when a cold front comes because they won't go to shore/docks/shallows without it being the normal temperature of 80 degrees at this time of year.

    Shits at 100F. Ruined fishing unless you go four miles out and drop your shit to 200-500feet, i don't have a boat that can do that with a drop rigger.

    So fishing is assed out for this year, yeah I get my pufferfish and bait fish but anything about 10lb isn't coming near the shore because it's 20 degrees hotter than it's supposed to

    "it's not global warming"

    k bro i get the Rush Limbaugh message, been hearing it most my life.

    We didn't just enter a HEAT AGE in 50 years LOL how fucking stupid are you people

    We poured shit into the air and now we're fucked and we got about 50% of the world who looks up and sees a bright blue sky and says "Nah it looks perfect to me." and then sweats like he never sweated before because it's really fucking hot now

    must be the HEAT AGE, like an ice age except natural and warmer, i'm like yeah that's gotta be natural.

    I think global warming deniers (I was one, wrote a paper in high school insulting the kyoto protocol and how it relates to global competition in business) I was wrong, new science and reverberated evidence in multiple manners has proven this.

    Yeah I think global warming is real and if you don't, you should read more.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Geo-engineering
  10. Bradley Black Hole
    I guess.

    Geo-Making-it-work.

    Your old ass wont see 2033, but they're preparing to shuttle off like every science fiction movie ever depicted.
  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Climate change, warming oceans causing more rapid intensification in hurricanes

    "If you think of a tropical cyclone in general, it intensifies by extracting energy from the ocean," said Karthik Balaguru, a scientist for coastal modelling at Pacific Northwest National Laboratory in Seattle.

    "So in a broader kind of perspective, if the oceans are warming up more and more as the climate changes, then they will provide a more favourable environment for the storms to intensify."

    The Ocean Has a Fever



    The map above shows sea surface temperature anomalies on August 21, 2023, when many areas were more than 3°C (5.4°F) warmer than normal.
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  12. Originally posted by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME Ominous view of what a potential self rearranging grey nanonigger goo could take form as






    This will either be my best idea yet, or humanities final mistake

    LOL
  13. Originally posted by Obbe Climate change, warming oceans causing more rapid intensification in hurricanes



    The Ocean Has a Fever


    rip florida
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley I guess.

    Geo-Making-it-work.

    Your old ass wont see 2033, but they're preparing to shuttle off like every science fiction movie ever depicted.

    Lol that's only ten years dumbass. I'll still be riding and running my joint. You on the other will be rotting in an alley from an overdose or gunshot.
  15. Originally posted by Bradley Noticed that the projection of Hurricane Immima (colloquially pronounced Jemima like the syrup, no J) has whipped up faster and hit places that never expected to be hit, the water is too hot for me to fucking fish except at night when a cold front comes because they won't go to shore/docks/shallows without it being the normal temperature of 80 degrees at this time of year.

    Shits at 100F. Ruined fishing unless you go four miles out and drop your shit to 200-500feet, i don't have a boat that can do that with a drop rigger.

    So fishing is assed out for this year, yeah I get my pufferfish and bait fish but anything about 10lb isn't coming near the shore because it's 20 degrees hotter than it's supposed to

    "it's not global warming"

    k bro i get the Rush Limbaugh message, been hearing it most my life.

    We didn't just enter a HEAT AGE in 50 years LOL how fucking stupid are you people

    We poured shit into the air and now we're fucked and we got about 50% of the world who looks up and sees a bright blue sky and says "Nah it looks perfect to me." and then sweats like he never sweated before because it's really fucking hot now

    must be the HEAT AGE, like an ice age except natural and warmer, i'm like yeah that's gotta be natural.

    I think global warming deniers (I was one, wrote a paper in high school insulting the kyoto protocol and how it relates to global competition in business) I was wrong, new science and reverberated evidence in multiple manners has proven this.

    Yeah I think global warming is real and if you don't, you should read more.

    why are you fishing when you have no necessity to do so.
  16. Originally posted by Obbe Climate change, warming oceans causing more rapid intensification in hurricanes



    The Ocean Has a Fever


    how did they gain access to the black sea and the sea of azov to measure the temperature when russia will not let anyone thru.
  17. Originally posted by Obbe

    That looks like a delicious artisan loaf of bread from above...pass the butter and strawberry jam.
  18. jam has to be the gayest thing to put into ones mouth second only to semen.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    multiple people in this thread have referred to Obbe as the original poster. That in and of itself speaks volumes regarding 'fact checking' and 'doing your own research.' Emotions run high. FEELINGS POLICE WEE WOO WEE WOO
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  20. Originally posted by mmQ multiple people in this thread have referred to Obbe as the original poster. That in and of itself speaks volumes regarding 'fact checking' and 'doing your own research.' Emotions run high. FEELINGS POLICE WEE WOO WEE WOO

    It's been fact checked, Obbe is an alt of Lockedin
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