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  1. #21
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 923AD Viking: Typical meal Deer meat and wild carrots.


    Getting carried away from the village over that niggas shoulder might not be so bad.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny would you like to explain how this hair style is possible with simple knives and without sccissors ?

    vikings have not been known to possess sccissoring (no lesbo) technology.

    Sure,

    "The earliest known scissors appeared in Mesopotamia 3,000 to 4,000 years ago."

    "Hand-Forged Dressmaking Scissors & Iron Snips / Shears with Leather Snip Sheaths. These sort of snips / shears were used from Iron age to Viking times. In Viking times they were part of a woman's costume and have been found in many female graves. They are used for cutting thread, thin leather thong, hair or thin cloth."



    Stay in school kid.
  3. #23
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai Getting carried away from the village over that niggas shoulder might not be so bad.

    He will drop you once he feels the bulge brushing against his bicep
  4. #24
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster He will drop you once he feels the bulge brushing against his bicep

    Oh, I wouldn't be getting carried away. I'd be getting stabbed during the raid. My ass is going to the front lines with all the other dick havers. I'm just saying, if that's what viking dudes looked like there might have been a lot less raping involved in raping and pillaging than historians let on.
  5. #25
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    (That said, if they don't kill me... maybe... m-maybe I'll get a refined viking with... *ahem*... Roman sensibilities. You know? You don't know. Odin knows people been putting it in twink asses for a long time and talm bout how feminine they are. I'm not gorgeous, but I prettied up pretty nice with the estrogen. Maybe I'll get whisked away to be a shield maiden femboy person. )
  6. #26
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I miss having emotes.
  7. #27
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster He will drop you once he feels the bulge brushing against his bicep

    or he would hold on tighter

    GRAB HER BY THE DICK
  8. #28
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    A DICKGIRL CAN DREAM, YOU FUCKERS
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure,

    "The earliest known scissors appeared in Mesopotamia 3,000 to 4,000 years ago."

    "Hand-Forged Dressmaking Scissors & Iron Snips / Shears with Leather Snip Sheaths. These sort of snips / shears were used from Iron age to Viking times. In Viking times they were part of a woman's costume and have been found in many female graves. They are used for cutting thread, thin leather thong, hair or thin cloth."



    Stay in school kid.

    speculation.
  10. #30
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    ramen sandwiches or just toasting 8 rounds of bread and then dipping it until the juice has gone and then eating the noodles.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny speculation.

    Just the facts ma'am.
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