Fuysz you know those machines they put in bars where you pay a dollar to punch it , riiiight....
So SWIM invents a machine but it cost FIVE dollars to play and it's a robot Elvira and she kicks you in the tite sack and says something seductive like YOU WANT SOME MORE TITE SACK and then
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and then when you're on the ground the machine starts loudly vibrating like BBRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBBR and uses hydrolics to slowly HOOP HOP HOP SLIDE CRASH and it unplugs itself from the wall and just KEEPS SLOWLY COMING AT YOU and crushes your head like that scene in breaking bad
that would be sick
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
and then when you're on the ground the machine starts loudly vibrating like BBRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBBR and uses hydrolics to slowly HOOP HOP HOP SLIDE CRASH and it unplugs itself from the wall and just KEEPS SLOWLY COMING AT YOU and crushes your head like that scene in breaking bad
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