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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Haxxor W
    T
    actual
    F

    are you and your boyfriend going to do if this place does disappear……..


    have a LOT of sex
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I started getting a 502 bad gateway error this morning now the icons look all weird

    NetA-NetB
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    NetC
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    neoN netZ
  5. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Meikai This was very confusing to read. I feel like the ambiguity must mean you're referring to me somewhere, but I don't really get it. Which is fine, I guess: you aren't white, so the odds of it actually being worth deciphering are slim.

    It’s cool. You brain dead meth heads are lucky to understand anything written or spoken so I’m not surprised the written word is a challenge for you.

    lol @ I’m “black” now.

    Funny a tranny having the sac to be racist. Skin color is something people are born with. Choosing to wear a dress and parade around pretending to be female is a choice. Also evidence of brain damage sir

    You have my sympathy
  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood have a LOT of butt sex with my boyfriend

    FIFY 😆
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Haxxor It’s cool. You brain dead meth heads are lucky to understand anything written or spoken so I’m not surprised the written word is a challenge for you.

    lol @ I’m “black” now.

    Funny a tranny having the sac to be racist. Skin color is something people are born with. Choosing to wear a dress and parade around pretending to be female is a choice. Also evidence of brain damage sir

    You have my sympathy

    I didn't say you're black, fam. Damn. I said you ain't white. You using the spic/MENA skin tone emojis. Sand niggers and bean niggers are niggers, but at least you aren't black.
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Haxxor FIFY 😆

    I was gonna touch her penis actually 👍🏿
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen FIFY ✊🏽

    Yeah, that was awesome

    Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen FIFY

    💩4🧠’s

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler FIFY 👍🏼

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler FIFY

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler FIFY 👍🏼

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler FIFY ✊🏽

    Originally posted by Sophie I don't recall what a fifi is.

    👍🏿

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man It's a pocket-pussy. Put it on the microwave before you fuck it.



    Originally posted by Dissociator Just jack off in lubricated rubber gloves
    or leather ones if you're into that
  10. Pete Green African Astronaut
    FIFY

    ^wronged

    FTFY

    ^Correct
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 👍🏿


    inside the glove lubed or lube then with hand in glove


    you people are sick giving out advice on how to wank
  12. *eats blt*
  13. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala *eats blt*

    you mean with cheese?

    bltc <---
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Pete Green inside the glove lubed or lube then with hand in glove


    you people are sick giving out advice on how to wank

    Guide to Self-Control: Overcoming Masturbation
    by LDS

    Enlist The Power Of Prayer

    Pray daily, ask for the gifts of the Spirit, that which will strengthen you against temptation.

    Pray fervently and out loud when the temptations are the strongest.

    When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn.

    Exercise Vigorously

    Follow a program of vigorous daily exercise, which reduce emotional tension and depression.

    Double your physical activity when you feel stress increasing.

    Set Goals

    Set a goal of abstinence. Begin with a day, then a week, month, year. Finally, commit yourself to never doing it again.

    Make a pocket calendar for a month on a small card. Carry it with you but show it to no one.

    If you masturbate, color that day black. Your goal will be to have no black days.

    The calendar becomes a strong visual reminder, and should be looked at when you are tempted to add another black day.

    Keep your calendar up until you have at least three clear months.

    Set up a reward system. Each time you reach a goal, award yourself a quarter. Spend it on something that delights you.

    Work On Self-Improvement

    Work daily on a self-improvement program. Improve your relationships with your family. Increase your service to your church.

    Be outgoing and friendly. Force yourself to be with others and learn to enjoy working and talking with them.

    Change in behavior and attitude is most easily achieved through a changed self-image.

    Spend time every day imagining yourself strong and in control, easily overcoming tempting situations.

    Avoid Temptation

    When on the toilet or showering, leave the door partly open.

    Arise immediately in the mornings. Don't lie awake in bed -- start each day with enthusiastic activity.

    Avoid people, situations, pictures and reading material that might create sexual excitement.

    Use Physical Restraints

    Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding.

    Put on several layers of clothing that would be difficult to remove while half asleep.

    Hold an object -- for example, a Bible -- even in bed at night.

    In severe cases, tie a hand to the bed frame.

    Be Alert To Emotions

    Be aware of situations that depress you or that cause you to feel lonely, bored, frustrated or discouraged. These emotional states can trigger the desire to masturbate as a way of escape.

    Plan to counter these low periods through reading a book, visiting a friend, doing something athletic, etc.

    Employ aversion therapy. To cancel out the pleasurableness of masturbating , associate something very distasteful with the act. For example, imagine bathing in a tub of worms and eating some of them.

    "Wet Dreams" Are Normal

    Nocturnal emissions or "wet dreams" empty the seminal vesicles at night during sleep. The impulses that cause the emptying come from the central nervous system.

    Often an erotic dream is experienced at the same time, and is a part of this normal process.
  15. Pete Green African Astronaut
    ^wont STFU
  16. Drug smuggler aka the guy who says fifi a lot
  17. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala *eats blt*

    Oh No, My "Free Association" disease is creeping up again

    I wonder who broke into my car and why. Twice. 4 months later.. a Black Sedan

  18. Pete Green African Astronaut
    NirvanaNet originated out of Berkeley.

    interesting names of notables.
  19. Pete Green African Astronaut
    LOL The Weather Underground film got pulled

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343168/characters/nm0000404


    21 year old film and yet still no info or photos?

    "It looks like we don't have any photos or quotes yet.

    Be the first to contribute! Add a photo or add a quote."

  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green inside the glove lubed or lube then with hand in glove


    you people are sick giving out advice on how to wank

    I bet you're getting lot's of practice since Frogigi left the lily pad, huh Pauliwog.
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