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  1. Originally posted by Rape Monster What would the REAL Donald Trump do in this situation?

    he'd initiate a hostile takeover and evict mum.
  2. Originally posted by Rape Monster What would the REAL Donald Trump do in this situation?

    tweets defiant tweets
  3. He'd make mom's house great again...and make GG stay in France while her paperwork was processed.
  4. I remember as a young fella me lad before my dad kicked me out..the first job I had paid 25 quid a week for 40hrs work lol.

    So 100 quid a month

    of which I had to give my mom 40
    my monthly bus pass was 24
    leaving me with 36 quid a month for everything else...
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson of which I had to give my mom 40

    for what
  6. Originally posted by Rape Monster What would the REAL Donald Trump do in this situation?

    Rent her out?
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny for what

    Room and board duh
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um didn't you say she get a government check every month???

    She pays a percentage of that for room and board…if she gets 1000…she pays 1/2 to mumsie.

    a chunk of the refugeebux is literally designated for rent/lodging
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Donalds mom when her small pension check arrives and she knows the other two adults in the house are not going to contribute to the bills...

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    „She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.


    this is how po,ish teenage chicks treat me star trek or ukrianiqn ones at that ukrianian club while making out with young ukrianian dudes next to me while i pay their way with drinks all night long spending hundreds of zlotys.
  11. ..maybe it's just you guys..
  12. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    even that 17 year old junkie chick who slept over here with her frind and later came over use dmy drugs booze never contributed any of her drugs or came back when she got some more and never even got nude or sucked my dick is like this and this bitch was ruce on facebook messenger as well. why are they all like this dtar trek? she even had the audacity to say oh im gonna block you or some shit or told me to get my shit together lol when shes literslly a drug addict living away from her fmsily at 17 at some random houses full of people partying all the time and i heard some vops stopped her or she had some deal with the, two days ago from someone and was fucking or dwting some jailbird guy who got out of jail revently only to be either arrested again or found unconscious or dome shit. why do they pick such losers over us star trek?
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is there any thread he can't redirect toward his noncing failures
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by aldra is there any thread he can't redirect toward his noncing failures
    my
    solving el petro thread

    'FUYS FUYS I'M TALKING TO THIS 16 YEAR OLDJE IN VENEZUELA '

    Originally posted by Ghost IM MOVING TO VENEZUELA LOL

    https://locha.io/

  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ive dated an autistic girl. It was fucking miserable. No one owes it to anyone else to bear the brunt of your mental illness- esoecially not to someone incapable of true empathy, loyalty, emotion, passion- etc. I worked around her "neurodivergence" for almost 2 years and at the end of it, i just felt like a huge doormat. She wouldnt even kiss me for months n then shed text me saying she wished i was there so we could cuddle. Then id go over to cuddle n shed start crying bc she remembered a time a doctor touched her thigh and id have to make her tea and reassure her for an hour and go home and jack off.

    Absolute retardation.

    In the end i was so fed up and resentful, i stopped fantasizing about regular sex with her and started looking up porn of skinny chicks getting manhandled and throatfucked.

    She needs to figure out her own life. Unless his kink is being a gay doormat in which case more power to him.

  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Basically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.

    I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.

    GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.

    GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.

    She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.

    I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.

    GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.

    I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.

    I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.

    So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".

    She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.

    wats babushka
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What would the REAL Donald Trump do in this situation?


    Wait for her to go out then build a wall around the house. (Which she’d be responsible for paying for of course)
  18. Originally posted by cigreting wats babushka


    What east european women turn into when they get old.
  19. I speak fluent babushka.
  20. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I got a semi just reading this.

    auto or 18 speed
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