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Akward shit with GG
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2023-08-23 at 11:55 PM UTCBasically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.
I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.
GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.
GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.
She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.
I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.
GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.
I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.
I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.
So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".
She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 12:02 AM UTCMaybe you can train her to be you're grocery slut, has she seen the blowjob tutorial on the grapefruit method, if you involve food maybe it will be fun for her
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2023-08-24 at 12:07 AM UTCShe can get pregnant as long as she's having periods, it's just the quality of the eggs won't be great.
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2023-08-24 at 12:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Maybe you can train her to be you're grocery slut, has she seen the blowjob tutorial on the grapefruit method, if you involve food maybe it will be fun for her
When she arrived she was obsessed with helminths (parasite worms like tapeworms), and washed her hands constantly around the dogs. She's move on from that, but she still eats cloves sometimes to kill helminths. From her breath you can be sure any helminths she has inside her would be moving on right quick.
She certainly won't put a penis into her mouth. -
2023-08-24 at 12:09 AM UTCIt's prob the gag reflex thing why she doesn't want to do it or you aren't shaving your pubic hair like you should be doing. I've thrown up on two dicks before and have hypnosis for gag reflex but it's not like I'm seeing anyone atm.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 12:09 AM UTC
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2023-08-24 at 12:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka It's prob the gag reflex thing why she doesn't want to do it or you aren't shaving your pubic hair like you should be doing. I've thrown up on two dicks before and have hypnosis for gag reflex but it's not like I'm seeing anyone atm.
Hot. GG won't even taste my dick.
She sleeps in her own bedroom during the week as well. She just wants to sleep together and have sex once a week. I can't stand being rationed like that. -
2023-08-24 at 12:12 AM UTCI think you should give her a big oldje slap on the ass and make her eat kafkas pussy while you watch and shout LICK HARDER COME ON MAKE HER MOAN LIKE A GHOST
make them compete for your cum
if GG wants nuts and a nut inside her she's gotta get cozy to the idea of sister wives am I right brothers in christ?
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2023-08-24 at 12:15 AM UTC
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2023-08-24 at 12:15 AM UTCThis does some overnight wonders, it's the closest on the market to medical grade retinol. Maybe get her a little skincare gift hamper.
https://drdennisgross.com/products/advanced-retinol-ferulic-overnight-wrinkle-treatmentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 12:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood GG sounds very autistic
I think all Ukrainians are autistic to be honest. But GG is more so. And so much of her quirks I attributed to her being from a different culture and growing up in the 90s in Ukraine. She's definitely quite autistic. I don't mind, cos I feel like I used to be autistic myself (getting over high functioning autism as you grow older is very common). -
2023-08-24 at 12:35 AM UTChmm, not sure if I missed it, why can you just stay frens with her while she lives with you?
Is she still getting govt funds? can she afford to live on her own?
Originally posted by Kafka This does some overnight wonders, it's the closest on the market to medical grade retinol. Maybe get her a little skincare gift hamper.
https://drdennisgross.com/products/advanced-retinol-ferulic-overnight-wrinkle-treatment
https://www.ewg.org/skindeep/products/802818-Dr_Dennis_Gross_Ferulic__Retinol_Wrinkle_Recovery_Overnight_Serum_2018_formulation/ -
2023-08-24 at 12:41 AM UTCI thought aspergers got worse as you get older
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2023-08-24 at 12:41 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 12:41 AM UTCOP take her on a vacation and leave without her.
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2023-08-24 at 12:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Chiropractic Crack hmm, not sure if I missed it, why can you just stay frens with her while she lives with you?
Is she still getting govt funds? can she afford to live on her own?
https://www.ewg.org/skindeep/products/802818-Dr_Dennis_Gross_Ferulic__Retinol_Wrinkle_Recovery_Overnight_Serum_2018_formulation/
I had no idea it was this dangerous :0 That won't stop me from using it though because it works. -
2023-08-24 at 12:42 AM UTCSince no one likes her or cares about her can you get away with killing her and feeding her to the pigs?
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2023-08-24 at 12:49 AM UTCDonald you need to stop enabling her shitty behavior and close your heart to the thought of missing her. She has no respect or love for you beyond your money and ability to allow her to live her shitty life. Cut it off or suffer endlessly. She doesn't deserve you.
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2023-08-24 at 1:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats OP take her on a vacation and leave without her.
We're going to Spain next week, but I dunno if I can just leave her.
OTOH we had the whole thing in France, in hindsight I regret taking her back after that.
Originally posted by Rape Monster Donald you need to stop enabling her shitty behavior and close your heart to the thought of missing her. She has no respect or love for you beyond your money and ability to allow her to live her shitty life. Cut it off or suffer endlessly. She doesn't deserve you.
The thing is she's not a greedy person. She just wants a bedroom and someone to care about her sometimes. I think she needs to stay in Ireland, Kiev just isn't a liveable place for her right now. -
2023-08-24 at 1:26 AM UTCShow her this post and maybe she'll start behaving herself.
