Dystopian Recipes: Cybersoy Edition

1. 2023-08-23 at 11:21 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Pulled Soy
   
   Ingredients:
   1/2 cup artificial bacon bits (the crispy, bacon flavored soy bits)
   1/4-1/2 cup BBQ sauce
   
   Combine in a microwave safe bowl, or simply use your measuring cup. Stir. Microwave on high for 2 minutes, or until soy chunks have softened and become chewy.
   
   This creates a tasty simulacrum of the so-called "pulled pork" people once enjoyed, back when meat was still affordable. Highly recommend. Contains like 2000% of your daily sodium intake, too. Very healthy!
2. 2023-08-23 at 11:54 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   what if Im Muslym and dont eat cyber swyne?
3. 2023-08-23 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked what if Im Muslym and dont eat cyber swyne?

   
   these simulated "bacon" bits are halal, brother. walahi. walahi bilahi, brother. this is the truth.
   
   
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4. 2023-08-23 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Goyslop supreme
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5. 2023-08-23 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   this is what she made me for breakfast
6. 2023-08-23 at 2:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Rat shish kabobs
   
   
7. 2023-08-23 at 3:19 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   okay mny review of the soyslop pulled pork;
   
   it waS good I got a lot of flavor and now my stomach hurts, I feel the projectile BOWEL MOVEMENTS coming on, oh dear god the pain
   would eat again