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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    And what age were you when you got them? I neeed to know what ageing has in store so there's no surprises.
  2. #2
    lifelong asthma and diagnosed with GAD in my early 20s

    besides that i'm totally fine but pretty sure i'm a pre diabetic levels of unhealthy with my diet . I'm thinking about sugar right now
  3. #3
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Diagnosed with IBS in my teens, as far as stuff happening because I'm getting older it's possible COPD from 30 years of smoking, general aches and pains nothing major. Also sleep problems which I've had most my life but they seem to get worse the older I get.
  4. #4
    I've had diarrhea several times in my life and sometimes I get gassy when I'm eating bad and also I sneeze and snot up when there's a lot of shit in the air

    I could kick somebody's head off because I'm limber like that, but I don't I just could.
  5. #5
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I have butthole cancer
  6. #6
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I have butthole cancer

    You're both of those
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Aside from the current undiagnosed GI shenanigans, a touch of scoliosis or potentially Schuerman's disease (ie the thing that creates hunchbacks). I've also never received a diagnosis of either of those, but a doctor has speculated the latter in my medical records from an unrelated procedure. If I do have Schuerman's, it's blessedly the case that I've not been rendered a full-on Quasimodo as a result - the effected vertebrae are either too low or high up the back (I can't remember which effected area of the spine is responsible for hunchbacks off the top of my head) for that to have been the outcome.

    I'm honestly unfairly hale for how little effort I've made to protect my health.
  8. #8
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m 39… my back hurts sometimes …that’s it
  9. #9
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka You're both of those

    And you're fucking AIDS. Dont talk to me.
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    I feel like my skeleton is falling apart, can make so many cracking sounds when I stretch and my shoulder... Someone thought I had dislocated it because the sound it makes when I align it again. I feel like I'm getting peripheral neuropathy as well, don't have the same feeling in my right hand. Those are the main things but I could go on being a hypochondriac. I have a high sugar diet and B12 deficiency. The patches don't work.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m 39… my back hurts sometimes …that’s it

    here let me just hold yuo down while my girlfriend gives you an ass massage you will be good as new... oh you said BACK yeah that too

    Originally posted by Kafka I feel like my skeleton is falling apart,

    there's a joke here somewhere
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
    I need to listen to that hypnosis to stop drinking soda and take my pearl powder supplements.
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m 39… my back hurts sometimes …that’s it

    Don't forget you're black
  14. #14
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You’re a walking infestation…and still butt hurt …wife not holding that attention 😂😭
  15. #15
    I suffer from too-coolitis, it can be contagious
    I have a terminal case
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  16. #16
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve taken care of hundreds of people with Covid and by the grace of God I’ve never had it …

    Not one time …even after working months exclusively on the Covid unit
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve taken care of hundreds of people with Covid and by the grace of God I’ve never had it …

    Not one time …even after working months exclusively on the Covid unit

    I believe it. It's not as bad as skitzos and the media make it out to be
    I've heard of peoples SO getting it and sleeping in the same bed as them and still not getting it lawl ISOLATE FOR 1 MONTH AND TAKE 20 BOOSTERS FOLX
  18. #18
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Likely have plantar fasciitis.
  19. #19
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Obbe Likely have plantar fasciitis.

    I always knew you were a fucking fascist. "Anthropogenic Climate Change" bullshit = barely disguised fascism.
  20. #20
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Meikai I always knew you were a fucking fascist. "Anthropogenic Climate Change" bullshit = barely disguised fascism.

    This is the appreciation I am shown for being a respectful and honest member of this community.
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