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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by frala Vape and tums is breakfast of champs

    My stomach has been absolutely ruined post-meth binge, and the tums are a desperate attempt to stave off immense suffering. I dunno what's wrong with my digestive system. Either gallstones or biliary sludge or pancreatic cancer (or I'm just old and get indigestion/acid reflux really easily now and I'm a huge pussy - this is pretty likely tbh).
  2. Originally posted by Meikai My stomach has been absolutely ruined post-meth binge, and the tums are a desperate attempt to stave off immense suffering. I dunno what's wrong with my digestive system. Either gallstones or biliary sludge or pancreatic cancer (or I'm just old and get indigestion/acid reflux really easily now and I'm a huge pussy - this is pretty likely tbh).

    Take an omeprazole (OTC) every night. That’s what I do. It will help.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka You went out and bought occult shit because of me?

    Already had everything else I just bought a nice plate with a raised center for the middle candle the be higher. Only cuz it looked nice I really didn’t need it.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Could be I've had like 8 heart attacks in the last week too. Or ulcers, I guess.

    Originally posted by frala Take an omeprazole (OTC) every night. That’s what I do. It will help.

    Hmm, doesn't seem indicated for gallbladder stuff and as a still fat piece of shit who essentially spent a year and half as an anorexic thanks to meth and rapidly lost weight, one who eats a western diet, whose body is chalk full of estrogen, and who doesn't get ~any exercise... it's probably gallstones. Those are all risk factors for gallbladder bullshittery, and I embody all of them things to the XTREME.

    If it doesn't clear up in the next week or two I'll try this though, because the pain is unreal when it happens.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    (I just meant I really am a huge pussy, so me mistaking something mundane like indigestion or acid reflex for something known to be very painful - like gallstones - would be fairly in character.)
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Take an omeprazole (OTC) every night. That’s what I do. It will help.

    Do you do meth binges often?
  7. If it was a stone, you'd know. Anytime I've had a stone I end up at the hospital begging for morphine and threatening to kill people. I've had to have two stents. It's probably bad reflux/GERD. Try the OTC meds.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I end up at the hospital begging for morphine and threatening to kill people.

    Hydromorphone always used to do this.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Meikai (I just meant I really am a huge pussy, so me mistaking something mundane like indigestion or acid reflex for something known to be very painful - like gallstones - would be fairly in character.)

    why did you stop posting pics

    keep going

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Do you do meth binges often?

    Leonardo has been tweaking since before this site was made

    our dear spiritual leader leonardo he will lead us to glory we will make meth so cheap and communist that legislating it will be imsspoibel WE WILL MAKE YOU PROOUD LEONARDO!!!!

    Originally posted by Lanny You know what has scron done to any of y’all niggas that ya gotta try and pull him down when something good happens?

    Like he can be an annoying little shit, I can’t count how many times I’ve had to deal with the venerable meth fueled front page flush, but he’s got a partner and maybe a new job and you know that’s better prospects than half you fucks.

    Originally posted by Lanny The results are in folks, I guess I’m clear off the adhd but lala definitely has it. Where do we sign up for the free prescription meth?



  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    oh my gosh i just saw a post from our dear spiritual leader leonardo my eyes and heart must be playing tricks on me again

    Originally posted by frala We are in a cabin in Georgia. The journey to meth has already begun.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by frala If it was a stone, you'd know. Anytime I've had a stone I end up at the hospital begging for morphine and threatening to kill people. I've had to have two stents. It's probably bad reflux/GERD. Try the OTC meds.

    Oh, I really wanted to go to the hospital and plead for morphine. We've been broke af though due to a minor crypto mishap resulting from recent laws the provincial government passed (see: me telling jiggaboo or whoever "ain't nobody got that kinda cash" when told I could buy a compass and protractor at the dollar store lmao), and cabs cost like $20. I could have taken an ambulance, but that seemed like a misuse of emergency services, regardless of how affordable they ultimately are in Canuckistan. Also, like, the ER here is terrible: I'd be presenting with "tummy pain". That does not triage into quick attention. By the time they saw to me, the pain'd have subsided - it usually only lasts a few hours, and 8 hour ER waits are pretty common for anything short of a gunshot wound around these parts. Socialized healthcare is fun.

    I've figured I probably ain't having heart attacks or anything life threatening, so I just suffer through it by making myself throw up constantly (then go back to writhing in agony). Throwing up doesn't help much, but it provides... minor relief, anyway. If it happens again next month after I get welfare though... well... opiates will be on the table one way or another.

    Might not be stones, but "gallbladder sludge" aka the aforementioned biliary sludge is apparently a thing too and it might be that.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Honestly I'm schizo and on some level I've just been chalking this suffering up to all the period cramps I skipped by having a Y chromosome. Gotta pay my due, and payment is overdue. With interest. Ha ha.
  13. Originally posted by Meikai Oh, I really wanted to go to the hospital and plead for morphine. We've been broke af though due to a minor crypto mishap resulting from recent laws the provincial government passed (see: me telling jiggaboo or whoever "ain't nobody got that kinda cash" when told I could buy a compass and protractor at the dollar store lmao), and cabs cost like $20. I could have taken an ambulance, but that seemed like a misuse of emergency services, regardless of how affordable they ultimately are in Canuckistan. Also, like, the ER here is terrible: I'd be presenting with "tummy pain". That does not triage into quick attention. By the time they saw to me, the pain'd have subsided - it usually only lasts a few hours, and 8 hour ER waits are pretty common for anything short of a gunshot wound around these parts. Socialized healthcare is fun.

    I've figured I probably ain't having heart attacks or anything life threatening, so I just suffer through it by making myself throw up constantly (then go back to writhing in agony). Throwing up doesn't help much, but it provides… minor relief, anyway. If it happens again next month after I get welfare though… well… opiates will be on the table one way or another.

    Might not be stones, but "gallbladder sludge" aka the aforementioned biliary sludge is apparently a thing too and it might be that.

    Ugh that really sucks and I'm sorry. I hope you don't have to keep going through it.
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Meikai Oh, I really wanted to go to the hospital and plead for morphine.

    i once saw a nigga walk into traffic and then go into a clinic demanding morphine , they did not flinch and he was bleeding all over. I'm surprised how generous they were when your leg was broke but you are cute enough that if you cry the young sexy doctor guys always dope you up real nice

    they take one look at me and mention the addiction risk first like nigga ive smoked fentanyl I KNOW . not like i ever go to the hospital MAYBE THATS WHY EVERYONE GOTTA BE ALL JUDGEMENTAL AND SHIT



    Originally posted by frala Ugh that really sucks and I'm sorry. I hope you don't have to keep going through it.

    i tried to dr. stone her with the tums but i'm pretty fucking useless for meds I hav also been casting voodoo hexes on myself to transfer the pain so im not sure if the tums or the curses are helping at this point anymore and now have to keep up both
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  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai

    My glorious fat knees in all their… glory.



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  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    im too sexy for imgur
    too sexy for imgur
    imgurs going to ban me~
  17. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i tried to dr. stone her with the tums but i'm pretty fucking useless for meds I hav also been casting voodoo hexes on myself to transfer the pain so im not sure if the tums or the curses are helping at this point anymore and now have to keep up both

    Waterboard her. Do better.
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    waterboard with pepto bismol
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  20. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Meikai Could be I've had like 8 heart attacks in the last week too. Or ulcers, I guess.



    Hmm, doesn't seem indicated for gallbladder stuff and as a still fat piece of shit who essentially spent a year and half as an anorexic thanks to meth and rapidly lost weight, one who eats a western diet, whose body is chalk full of estrogen, and who doesn't get ~any exercise… it's probably gallstones. Those are all risk factors for gallbladder bullshittery, and I embody all of them things to the XTREME.

    If it doesn't clear up in the next week or two I'll try this though, because the pain is unreal when it happens.

    Rapid weight loss can lead to gallbladder problems.

    Worse still overuse of tums or acid controlling otc crap leads to too much calcium. Kidney stones are made of crystals of calcium, phosphate, oxalate and uric acid.
    I’ve had a massive kidney stone that I had a lithotripsy procedure for…. after that procedure passing those little kidney stone fragments was a bitch. Dr said tums and other otc stuff with calcium was a culprit.

    Research acid reflux stuff that doesn’t rely on ca+2.
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