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What shoes do you wear

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I wear these they are ten dollars at the corner store, real shoes are 50$ and make my feet sweat in 85-100F heat

    So much like the third world

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  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    White hoka Clifton 9s or chacos
  3. I bet them knock off Adidas slides smell like a musty Nicaraguan's butthole.
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  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I bet them knock off Adidas slides smell like a musty Nicaraguan's butthole.

    Why would you think Nicaraguan buttholes would smell any worse than other central or south American buttholes? Or north american ones for that matter.

    I bet Daniel Ortega could get a rimjob from you if you were there.

    But do you seriously like those shoes? I was just trolling Speedy, but I think anyone who's been out of high school for long would look ridiculous in those. Especially a white guy. But that would be the point of getting Speedy to wear them.
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut


    I would wear something like this everyday if they felt comfortable and looked good from my POV. To me that's more important than how they look to everybody else.
  6. Originally posted by frala I bet them knock off Adidas slides smell like a musty Nicaraguan's butthole.

    You've smelled a musty Nicaraguan's butthole.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Why would you think Nicaraguan buttholes would smell any worse than other central or south American buttholes? Or north american ones for that matter.

    I bet Daniel Ortega could get a rimjob from you if you were there.

    But do you seriously like those shoes? I was just trolling Speedy, but I think anyone who's been out of high school for long would look ridiculous in those. Especially a white guy. But that would be the point of getting Speedy to wear them.

    I spend two days in Phoenix at a food expo. You spend two days thinking about my footwear.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I spend two days in Phoenix at a food expo. You spend two days thinking about my footwear.

    You're the one who started it.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 You're the one who started it.

    I posted on topic in a thread about what shoes people wear. You're the one obsessed with my choices.
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  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Everything always circles back to butt sex in your fruity lil yellow brain.

    says the one who mentions ass every 15 words he types,

  11. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You've smelled a musty Nicaraguan's butthole.

    I’ve also smoked the sweat of a Cuban man’s thigh
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says the one who mentions ass every 15 words he types,


    Says the one who says says the one.
  13. immitation is the sincerest form of envy
  14. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]


    One of my other pairs of (wrecked) zx750s

    Comfy.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator

    One of my other pairs of (wrecked) zx750s

    Comfy.

    I would wear something like these if Adidas wasn't so gay. The style at least. They have to be comfortable. I wear these types of shoes more than anything else. This one girl would call shoes like this that I had "retired gym teachers shoes".

    But they look good with jeans and at least can be comfortable.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says the one who mentions ass every 15 words he types,


    You say ass, but when think of you I see...

  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny immitation is the sincerest form of envy

    Says the one who is always saying the one.
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You say ass, but when think of you I see…


    how frequent do you think of me.
  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Says the one who is always saying the one.



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny immitation is the sincerest form of envy
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how frequent do you think of me.

    Only when I see a post... sometimes...
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