New strain of covid is called ERIS!!!!

1. 2023-08-21 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I think this might be the real deal this time.
   This should be good.All hail discord.
   https://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends-europe/greek-goddess-eris-0017135
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai, 
   • Cowboy2013
2. 2023-08-21 at 10:01 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   
   
   
3. 2023-08-21 at 10:03 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I am actually schizo enough that this has me concerned.
4. 2023-08-21 at 10:06 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I'm glad if covid is back for real.
5. 2023-08-21 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   (Hail Eris. I have been called a Chaote before. I barely understand myself. I'm 100% a psyker. Feed me to the man emperor. )
6. 2023-08-21 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Nothing like hyping for the fear factor, eh? What a pathetic little bunch of partisan hacks. Real-life clowns. Just in time for 2024 and the mail-in ballot scam
7. 2023-08-21 at 11:26 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   I missed the last one, so I want it to come back so i can obnoxious as fuck in the supermarket and not wear a mask and cause a scene
   
   Also want to stay outside my house for 35 minutes instead of the allowed 30.
   
   then brag about it on the interwebz
   
   #pureblood
8. 2023-08-22 at 12:09 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I just can't believe people are going to fall for this shit all over again.
9. 2023-08-22 at 12:42 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I just can't believe people are going to fall for this shit all over again.

   
   They will. The masses are dumber than tree stumps. We're talking literal single-digit IQs. It's like a religion with these freaks of nature. If their gods, the government, big tech, fake news, Hollywood, tells them something is true, then it is! It's that simple! They don't have the brain capacity to think for themselves or do any actual research on anything. All they do is sit around all day like human vegetables and regurgitate the official narratives. Nothing more than trained parrots. Menaces to society. The greatest threat mankind has ever faced. Even Satan couldn't prosper without them.
10. 2023-08-30 at 2:34 AM UTC

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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    so many heart deaths. wrestler died from hart die because covid.
    covid make damaged ti his heart
11. 2023-08-30 at 2:39 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rerum concordia discors
12. 2023-08-30 at 2:54 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey so many heart deaths. wrestler died from hart die because covid.
    covid make damaged ti his heart

    
    Sounds like climate change deaths.
13. 2023-08-30 at 3:11 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    
    
    in this household, we stan tsundere twintails who kill niggas
14. 2023-08-30 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME Houston
    NEW STRAIN OF GAY
15. 2023-08-31 at 12:50 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    
    
    I'd slide it one with my cartoon dick
16. 2023-09-01 at 6:58 AM UTC

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    Chios Honey African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    
    I'd slide it one with my cartoon dick

    
    eris
17. 2023-09-01 at 10:27 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    
    I'd slide it one with my cartoon dick

    
    It looks so delicious! I would start a war over this.