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I'm going to the Cincinatti Zoo today

  1. #21
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Guess where I'm eating.
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  2. #22
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I know all of you must be super jealous right now that I get to go see sophisticated monkeys and not just black people for a change.
    Looking forward to spitting on Harambe's grave.

    Innerwebz is teh super teim machine!
  3. #23
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Guess where I'm eating.

    peas are a legume. they tear your stomach up with little barbs and make your gut bleed. leaky gut syndrome.

    dont eat peas, dont eat peanuts, don't eat tomato skin or seeds from a tomato but the fruit fleshy part is OK.

    get rid of your gun because leaky gut syndrome is linked to murder-suicide because it irritates people
  4. #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Guess where I'm eating.

    AASSSSlioterally eatng faggots lamo

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  5. #25
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood AASSSSlioterally eatng faggots lamo

    OMG that's exactly it. He's at the Zoo and like that chevy chase film European Vacation they are in the back cooking up frozen dinners while being called stupid Americans.



    the zoo is selling them microwave food.
  6. #26
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Christmas Vacation is a classic movie
  7. #27
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Guess where I'm eating.

  8. #28
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    looks like ikea food.
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  9. #29
    I never had ikea meatballs.
  10. #30
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    theyre good.
  11. #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ikea faggots*
  12. #32
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




    ^Sick van we saw.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




  16. #36
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Had a really good day at the zoo even though it was hot as hell, infested with ferocious bees and everything sucked.

    IKEA was a lot of fun but my wife got overwhelmed and punched me in front of some cool guys and now they probably think I'm some bitch who doesn't hit women. I was going to hit her back but I was really discombobulated.
  17. #37
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Christmas Vacation is a classic movie

    true but the connection was the French Restaurant scene where the French Chefs were making shitty frozen Marie Calendar dinners and serving it as 5 star french cuisine while shit talking them in French. Which clearly happens I'm sure.
  18. #38
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Pffft

    Oakland Zoo is one of the finest in the USA. it has a Gondola too. that towers over the hills of the East Bay while observing the wildlife below. it's a magical place. just as long as you dont get shot while driving there with all of the freeway shootings that go on


  19. #39
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Pffft

    Oakland Zoo is one of the finest in the USA. it has a Gondola too. that towers over the hills of the East Bay while observing the wildlife below. it's a magical place. just as long as you dont get shot while driving there with all of the freeway shootings that go on



    West Coast sucks balls.
    I don't want to be robbed all day.
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  20. #40
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy West Coast sucks balls.
    I don't want to be robbed all day.

    You wouldn't last out here. not even with your little revolver.

    You know shit of the west coast but what your idiot Ohio friends say. Like ITS FUCKING OHIO MAN. LOL Yeah OK. Like we give a shit.
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