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Instant Shit.

  1. #1
    have feceses of every mammal dried and dehydrated and ground into granule form as soon they're excreted but before they start to break down, and then individually packed.

    this product enables consumer to fling human / other mammal shit to every places and venues they wanted to but are inconvenient / impossible to fling actual shit due to a variety of reasons.

    just unpack and add water, or better still, your own urine, and fling. smearing is also ideal way to employ this product.

    do you volks think this idea will sell.
  2. #2
    It would never pass the FDA.
  3. #3
    Remember when some smart chaps came out with powdered alcohol...it was going to revolutionize how people bought and used alcohol...just add water...imagine the applications, going camping, just take a small baggy with you..none of the liquid weight etc.

    The party poopers have kept that one on lockdown too.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_powder
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It would never pass the FDA.

    instant shit is neither a food nor a drug.

    or do they consume feceses in england.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny instant shit is neither a food nor a drug.

    or do they consume feceses in england.

    Feces is consumed globally.
  6. #6
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Feces is consumed globally.

    It's definitely consumed in the USA based on my porn viewings
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Feces is consumed globally.

    citations needed
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