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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks, I've had interesting experiences.

    When my friends turn up dead, I try to get their ID, Social Security Card, and any other registration forms (like a birth certificate) from the family of the deceased. About 50% of the time they give it to me.

    What can I do with a fresh 20-45 year old identity of a recent overdose/suicide/car accident/etc

    surely this is usable in some format, please discuss.

    (Please don't tell on me again, RIPTotse.)
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks, I've had interesting experiences.

    When my friends turn up dead, I try to get their ID, Social Security Card, and any other registration forms (like a birth certificate) from the family of the deceased. About 50% of the time they give it to me.

    What can I do with a fresh 20-45 year old identity of a recent overdose/suicide/car accident/etc

    surely this is usable in some format, please discuss.

    (Please don't tell on me again, RIPTotse.)

    You can respect your dead friend by not exploiting his PI for your own gain.
  3. #3
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You should use it to reapply at the same store that fired you and see if they notice
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You should use it to reapply at the same store that fired you and see if they notice

    Fucking lol
  5. #5
    Imagine faking your identity for a $13hr job...IMAGINE FUYS!
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    It was 18 an hour fucker lol and it's not my fault people ike u came here from england, stole the good jobs and now hire only people named mamadook from Ethiopia to work for pennies. Can't a nigga just thrive a lil in his home country without it being sullied by foreign encroachment
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks, I've had interesting experiences.

    When my friends turn up dead, I try to get their ID, Social Security Card, and any other registration forms (like a birth certificate) from the family of the deceased. About 50% of the time they give it to me.

    What can I do with a fresh 20-45 year old identity of a recent overdose/suicide/car accident/etc

    surely this is usable in some format, please discuss.

    (Please don't tell on me again, RIPTotse.)

    you just ask the dead persons family for these items or what 😂
  8. #8
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley It was 18 an hour fucker lol and it's not my fault people ike u came here from england, stole the good jobs and now hire only people named mamadook from Ethiopia to work for pennies. Can't a nigga just thrive a lil in his home country without it being sullied by foreign encroachment

    Fucking lol
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