Lanny put a sawed off in his mouth...

1. 2017-05-28 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...and sucked on it.
2. 2017-05-28 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The only thing Lanny saws is citrus for his cocktails cuz he's a booze junkie that would rob liquor stores and make prison wine if he lived in my town.
   
   The only thing he sucks is more vermouth.
3. 2017-05-28 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   it's not the length of the barrel, it's how you use it.
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4. 2017-05-28 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   also I do have a dedicated lime cutting knife because I don't want to dull the others prematurely with the acid.
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5. 2017-05-28 at 3:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny also I do have a dedicated lime cutting knife because I don't want to dull the others prematurely with the acid.

   
   I thought you were supposed to use like gold or silver or something because they are resistant to acid, Kind of like caviar spoons you want to use a non reactive metal.
6. 2017-05-28 at 3:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny it's not the length of the barrel, it's how you use it.

   
   That's what everyone with a short barrel says. 😮
7. 2017-05-28 at 3:38 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I thought you were supposed to use like gold or silver or something because they are resistant to acid, Kind of like caviar spoons you want to use a non reactive metal.

   
   
   I don't know, probably, the one I use is just pretty cheap and serrated so I'm not upset that it's dulled.
8. 2017-05-28 at 4:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny it's not the length of the barrel, it's how you use it.

   
   Tell that to the ATF