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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who would you rather make out with

    Me

    Totste2kq

    Leanardo DiCaprio

    Bill Burr

    Shel Silverstein

    Cleopatra

    Mother Teresa

    George Clooney

    Or

    Your first grade teacher
  2. Pete Green African Astronaut
    My third grade teacher was tall and skinny and looked like a Mop with tits.
  3. making out with bill burr would be great. hed be like.


    “Awright lets just…get this over with. Comon put your mouth on my lips. HEY WATCH THE HANDS YOU FAG THIS IS JUST TWO MEN EXPRESSING PRIMAL DESIRE THIS ISNT ROMEO AND JULIET!”
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  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut


    I'm gonna restart this today. Haven't played in a while but I'm at the point where you move out of town and the ballaz took over everything.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green No they're called Typhoon, Daphoon. and many other pronunciations but not Monsoon. you don't even know the fucking meaning of the word and live in Arizona. FUCK SAKES go back to Ohio you dumb cunt.

    a Monsoon is anywhere including Egypt (NOT IN THE PACIFIC WETOD) its just a moist pattern during rainy seasons. Hurricane in Atlanta and Typhoon or Daphoon in Pacific.

    Go back to your wiki page, loser fag

    Not when it makes landfall. That's why we have monsoon season dumbass.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Pete Green My third grade teacher was tall and skinny and looked like a Mop with tits.

    Did he fuck you in the ass?

    It would be funny if he did, in a wholesome kinda way.
  7. Originally posted by CandyRein On the porch feeling the breeze having a toke about to trim my hedges and all before lunch ❤️

    porch monkey ?
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Oh hell 18 feet that shouldn't be too hard a job at all.

    its not the job that was the bitch its the timing,, I'm waiting for a check from Switzerland from my last paint job so I'm still poor at the moment so we may be out of water for a week
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Waking & baking ❤️
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to run to the beauty supply store and get a new pink flower hair clip to match my scrubs ….few more errands and I’m off to work ❤️
  11. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not when it makes landfall. That's why we have monsoon season dumbass.

    You just keep adding on trying to correct your retarded behavior. You didn't say that. You said Monsoon is in the pacific when in fact as you mentioned, it starts in the gulf of Mexico from the Atlantic side.

    Just go fix your fucking menu's price list already.
  12. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked making out with bill burr would be great. hed be like.


    “Awright lets just…get this over with. Comon put your mouth on my lips. HEY WATCH THE HANDS YOU FAG THIS IS JUST TWO MEN EXPRESSING PRIMAL DESIRE THIS ISNT ROMEO AND JULIET!”

    He would be trying to play it off with his macho persona. "OK WAIT.. JUST THE PINKY IN THAT HOLE. I SAID THE PINKY"
  13. Pete Green African Astronaut
  14. Pete Green African Astronaut
    "Chinese Space Lasers"

    flmao
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ Who would you rather make out with

    Me

    Totste2kq

    Leanardo DiCaprio

    Bill Burr

    Shel Silverstein

    Cleopatra

    Mother Teresa

    George Clooney

    Or

    Your first grade teacher

    me
  16. Originally posted by Pete Green "Chinese Space Lasers"

    flmao

    The balloons were just a mapping mission.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green You just keep adding on trying to correct your retarded behavior. You didn't say that. You said Monsoon is in the pacific when in fact as you mentioned, it starts in the gulf of Mexico from the Atlantic side.

    Just go fix your fucking menu's price list already.

    The monsoon season in northwest Arizona does not start in the Gulf of Mexico you idiot. In fact our weather is heavily connected to to El Nino and all things Pacific dumbass.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!

    *packs up*

    ❤️
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    ;)
  20. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The balloons were just a mapping mission.

    They're going to cause an Earthquake. remember when the US released Vault7 and some intel about Russia back in the 1960s using Zsar bomba not to drop on a city and take out one metro area like San Francisco or Seattle, LA etc (because most likely it would be North Midwest like Chicago or San Francisco coming out of Siberia and cutting over from Alaska. but what they figured out was if they could drop it slowly down (operation Challenge Deep) into the Mariana Trench and cause a massive quake which would then flood San Francisco, LA and Seattle to soften the cities as a war front.
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