Do your best impressions of a black person

1. 2023-08-16 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   "naw nigga what up with it?"
   
   (Is he interested or uninterested?)
2. 2023-08-16 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I say what up wit it
   
   (Am I doing an impression or not loLkkklKkl)ooo9kl
3. 2023-08-16 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   thumb thumbs and fooglies
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   • the man who put it in my hood
4. 2023-08-16 at 7:42 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I told this old black haitian lady her celebrity look alike is Aunt Jemima (celebrity look alike is a game always played in the ghetto)
   
   she said "WHO DAT?"
   
   i said one second and pulled up a picture of both of them
   
   lady had on a blue and white apron, it's like 3pm, she's making hamburger helper
   
   I pull up a picture, lol, she's super offended.
   
   i said who do i look like
   
   Mr Clean if he sold drugs.
   
   I just start laughing my nigga lol so i google a picture of mr clean
   
   i try to do the pose,
   
   she says yeah you use a lot of drugs White Brad (My gang name)
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5. 2023-08-16 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Bradders you don't have to do any impressions, just post a pic of yourself.
6. 2023-08-16 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   When talking to homosexuals I have decided to drop the entirity of the word "Que?" and just yell gay as loud as I can while looking at them
7. 2023-08-16 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bradders you don't have to do any impressions, just post a pic of yourself.

   
   Ummmmmm okay?
   
   
   
   
   
   
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8. 2023-08-16 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Yeah i spent like two minutes trying, my eye is retarded fucked up.
   
   
   
   but i lived so fuck it.
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9. 2023-08-16 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   OT: the nigger that shot me made a common rookie mistake, he should've dumped the clip into my body when I went unconscious. He didn't. I seen the video a couple tiems and there's a flash and thank god I Wasn't that drunk cuz when i Saw teh flash I kinda jerked my head left away from it and it grazed my occipital lobe (LOL) and just gave me a tbi and knocked me unconscious.
   
   Now my left eye (they had to sew my eyebrow back on and did a wonderful job at Jackson Memorial Hospital! Shout out ! )lol it's so fucked forever.
10. 2023-08-16 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i also feel dumber after being shot in the face, my mom said that's normal, and it kinda hurts in bright light.
11. 2023-08-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I see them joining the Walmart club and running with an unpaid cart full of groceries to the exit and not even batting an eye of how FUCKING criminal it is.
    
    Fucking lol

    
    white people do this too
    
    I was arguing science and genetics
12. 2023-08-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Yeah i spent like two minutes trying, my eye is retarded fucked up.
    
    
    
    but i lived so fuck it.

    
    brad did you take this on your Shock phone?
13. 2023-08-16 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pete Green white people do this too
    
    I was arguing science and genetics

    
    Niggas come in all colors brah...that's Science.
14. 2023-08-17 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Pete Green brad did you take this on your Shock phone?

    
    No, Chromebook.
15. 2023-08-17 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #35
    in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston
    My impressonation of a black:
    
    Black:so you like drinking beer
    Me:yeah I do
    Black:Oooo EEE let's drink SOME BEER
    ME:Ooooo EEEE *raises glass and drinks milk stout getting a huge milk mustache*
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16. 2023-08-17 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #36
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    mr dirty
17. 2023-08-17 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    The blacks next door must of bought an old piano or an organ cause alls I hear is a load of jaunty piano music and hand clapping.
18. 2023-08-17 at 8:08 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator The blacks next door must of bought an old piano or an organ cause alls I hear is a load of jaunty piano music and hand clapping.

    
    is one wearing a top hat with a walking cane? he did that for me. Like Nicholodian Music while I was supposed to cold read a script before a group that just walkked in (I think Scientology peeps) and I just froze up.
    
    What a failure I must of looked like. Not that I would Join Scientology but they're all Hollywood peepps
    
    
    also Fuck you SPOOKS. keep throwing rocks at me
    After I chase you down, Gorilla Stomp you I will then Sue you for emotional bagges fees
19. 2023-08-17 at 8:45 AM UTC

    #39
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yo dawg whats up!
20. 2023-08-17 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #40
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]