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I made 4 jalepenis poppers and my roommate said he can't breathe.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Pretty awesome folks, I went and bought 4 hot peppers I got these long habenero types, pretty awesome and I cored them to remove the seeds and stem and shit, mixed the seed and pulp into cream cheese, restuffed them, there is always some room left so I put a little bit of Jamacian Firestick hot sauce in there, and then I breaded them in egg & plinko seafood seasoning

    i grab one, he wakes up (he sleeps for 3 days, does meth, stays up for two watching porn and getting fucked by strangers then back to sleep for 3 days) and says "oh food" i said yes

    he grabs all three, everything I made, i'm like this fat ugly piece of shit

    he brings back 2 1/2 to the kitchen and asked me waht it was "hot stuffed peppers, aren't you cuban?"

    and now he's drinking water, sweating, and swearing in spanish.

    10/10 i'm only gonna eat two.
  2. #2
    That's quite the story Jack Anory.

    A change from your usual homoerotica.
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