Got splashed by a car on a wet day??? bump this thread

1. 2023-08-15 at 8:45 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I wonder how many splashes we can get before winter folx
   
   I got splashed twice today. First splash of the year!!! probably not the last as I get splashed at least once a year. Bookmark this thread and bump it when you get SPLOOOOOSHEDE!!!
   
   🌊🌊🚘🌊🌊😡𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖆𓀐𓂸Fuck meᶠYͧoͨᵏu꧁𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾꧂You're gay🫵
   
   fukken vehicle driving down a tight corner like he was moses parting the sea and shit.
2. 2023-08-15 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Fucking pedestrian.
3. 2023-08-15 at 8:51 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I walked 2 blocks and back to the bodega and got splashed twice
4. 2023-08-15 at 8:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Buy an electric bike...it's the 23rd century
5. 2023-08-15 at 8:56 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   to go 2 blocks???? I don't have anywhere to keep it, I live on the top floor and my crawlspace storage is down a flight of stairs.. nobody in my building has a bike. They have a bike app you can pay monthy for sometimes people ride around on those, we just got electric scooters in my hood this summer but im not sure the company, im hoping they catch on more so it becomes like all those cities in california where you can find them laying all over with time on them or hack them easily
   
   i feel like I would get busted trying that now with how few there are
6. 2023-08-15 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I've been splashed one time on a cold rainy day.
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "splash"!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Meikai
7. 2023-08-15 at 9:24 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
8. 2023-08-15 at 9:24 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by mashlehash I've been splashed one time on a cold rainy day.
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "splash"!

   
   Scronny didn't mean to do this, but we both find it pretty funny.
9. 2023-08-15 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   This happened to me once in my life, ppl must not like or respect you
10. 2023-08-16 at 12:24 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Bradley This happened to me once in my life, ppl must not like or respect you

    
    yeah they do it on purpose because they hate me , clearly
11. 2023-08-16 at 12:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood to go 2 blocks???? I don't have anywhere to keep it, I live on the top floor and my crawlspace storage is down a flight of stairs.. nobody in my building has a bike. They have a bike app you can pay monthy for sometimes people ride around on those, we just got electric scooters in my hood this summer but im not sure the company, im hoping they catch on more so it becomes like all those cities in california where you can find them laying all over with time on them or hack them easily
    
    i feel like I would get busted trying that now with how few there are

    
    Hang it on the wall like all the cool kids do.
12. 2023-08-16 at 12:25 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    No one would dare to mess with me like that cause I got that crazy scary look that no-one has ever looked into my eyes for more than half a second
    
    True story
13. 2023-08-16 at 12:28 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's years and another country since I walked beside a road like that...fucking peasants.