Just for Crab

1. 2023-08-15 at 1:38 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Please post
2. 2023-08-15 at 1:43 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   IDK how to catch crabs but i want to.
3. 2023-08-15 at 1:43 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You spray them with a hose.
4. 2023-08-15 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   What do you mean your neighbor ran down the road with a piece of shit in his hand?
5. 2023-08-15 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I caught crabs one time,, fucking embarrassing,,, smh
6. 2023-08-15 at 1:49 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by POLECAT I caught crabs one time,, fucking embarrassing,,, smh

   
   what???? they are delicious good eats though with BUTTER. You should be proud! seaman on top
7. 2023-08-15 at 1:51 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley IDK how to catch crabs but i want to.

   
   Tie a piece of chicken to a string, drop them off a dock where you know crabs are..haul them up, it's easy.
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   • Bradley
8. 2023-08-15 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Mason, Gears:
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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9. 2023-08-15 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I used to aspire to playing the Just for Crab stage in Montreal.
   
   
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   • the man who put it in my hood
10. 2023-08-15 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Meikai I used to aspire to playing the Just for Crab stage in Montreal.
    
    

    
    Keep aspiring never seen a play that used chubby men as actors.
11. 2023-08-15 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Never Seen A Man Play A Cran
12. 2023-08-15 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Never Seen A Man Play A Cran
13. 2023-08-15 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Bradley Keep aspiring never seen a play that used chubby men as actors.

    
    The Just for Crabs festival isn't theater, it's seafood comedy. The largest seafood comedy festival in the world, and it's been played by all the world's most renowned seafood comics. Including, for example, this monstrosity (I'm pretty sure it's the witch from little mermaid):
    
    
    
    If anything, I'm too normal. Or I'd fit right in.
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    • Bradley
14. 2023-08-15 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    60% crab meat 40% mercury.
15. 2023-08-15 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 60% crab meat 40% mercury.

    
    i prefer a nice 50/50 mix myself
16. 2023-08-15 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
17. 2023-08-15 at 3:12 PM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bradley IDK how to catch crabs but i want to.

    
    You never hear about those panty crickets anymore.
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
18. 2023-08-15 at 3:27 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Haxxor You never hear about those panty crickets anymore.

    
    Thanks to modern women shaving that nasty thing.
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    • Haxxor
19. 2023-08-15 at 7:21 PM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thanks to modern women shaving that nasty thing.

    
    I lol’d 😆
20. 2023-08-15 at 7:36 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Mmmmm