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Please jerk me off with sandpaper in your hand and then kick my testicles three times...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks let's make lemons out of limes.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    10/10
  3. #3
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks let's make lemons out of limes.

    OhhU
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ;O
  5. #5
    Pro tip, line an empty toilet roll (or kitchen roll if you are gifted) tube with fine gauge sandpaper and also rub a thin later of axle grease onto the sandpaper too.
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pro tip, line an empty toilet roll (or kitchen roll if you are gifted) tube with fine gauge sandpaper and also rub a thin later of axle grease onto the sandpaper too.

    gonna try this now
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folx?
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my penis hurts
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my penis hurts

    Drop a bowling ball on it
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    L
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung Drop a bowling ball on it

  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Lkj
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    crush my cock with a rock you must
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Smack my testes with a metal spoon
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Bv
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Sder
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK ME IN TGHR SDDSSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK ME IN TGHR SDDSSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK ME IN TGHR SDDSSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK ME IN TGHR SDDSSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK ME IN TGHR SDDSSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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