I use exterior paint on EVERYTHING.

1. 2023-08-13 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   If it's good enough for the outside it should be even better for the inside RIGHT?
   In fact I have been thinking about making my own lead based paint that I can use on the outside and the inside of my house.
   I will become unscanable.
   Painted a lot shit today and it made me think allot about stuff.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse, 
   • POLECAT
2. 2023-08-13 at 12:35 AM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion If it's good enough for the outside it should be even better for the inside RIGHT?
   In fact I have been thinking about making my own lead based paint that I can use on the outside and the inside of my house.
   I will become unscanable.
   Painted a lot shit today and it made me think allot about stuff.

   
   Lead paint smelled sweet. it taste like Sugar and this is why kids try and eat the chips peeling off. (Yes I looked that up) it also make people autistic and can cause brain cancer.
   
   
   WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE LEAD PAINT?
3. 2023-08-13 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut
   Lead Gasoline used to smell like perfume when we were kids. it didn't smell bad at all. but then came unleaded
4. 2023-08-13 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pete Green Lead paint smelled sweet. it taste like Sugar

   
   That explains everything, you ate paint chips as a kid.
5. 2023-08-13 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker That explains everything, you ate paint chips as a kid.

   
   not to me. to other kids You fucking retard. SMELLS SWEET. not Smelled past tense
6. 2023-08-13 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pete Green not to me. to other kids You fucking retard. SMELLS SWEET. not Smelled past tense

   
   How do you the way it smells and tastes? Did other kids tell you?
   
   
7. 2023-08-13 at 2:40 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Pete Green not to me. to other kids You fucking retard. SMELLS SWEET. not Smelled past tense

   
   ORLY
   
   
   
   
8. 2023-08-13 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   See kids, don't eat paint.
9. 2023-08-13 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker How do you the way it smells and tastes?…
   

   
   Drunk texting again are we?
10. 2023-08-13 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ORLY
    
    
    
    

    
    auto spell did that
11. 2023-08-13 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pete Green auto spell did that

    
    Sure it did rabbit, sure it did.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker See kids, don't eat paint.

12. 2023-08-13 at 3:08 AM UTC

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    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure it did rabbit, sure it did.

    
    They dont eat it they chewed it becuase it was the days when parents would smoke and drink in the middle of the day and it dulled their senses whle Jr is licking the wall and then goes from that to nibbling to chewing paint chips like it was gum
    
    
    I bet you licked the window on the wittle wello busth, Huh Doogie
13. 2023-08-13 at 3:10 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker See kids, don't eat paint.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Pete Green They dont eat it they chewed it becuase it was the days when parents would smoke and drink in the middle of the day and it dulled their senses whle Jr is licking the wall and then goes from that to nibbling to chewing paint chips like it was gum
    
    
    I bet you licked the window on the wittle wello busth, Huh Doogie

    
    You sure seem to know a lot about how to properly eat paint and when to do it.
    
    Even though you can't seem to use past and present tense properly. Must be the lead...
14. 2023-08-13 at 3:16 AM UTC

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    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You sure seem to know a lot about how to properly eat paint and when to do it.
    
    Even though you can't seem to use past and present tense properly. Must be the lead…

    
    
15. 2023-08-13 at 3:16 AM UTC

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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    How do you THE WAY IT SMELLS ..
    
    what?
16. 2023-08-13 at 5:15 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ORLY
    
    
    
    

    
    took you 4 minutes to make this ?
17. 2023-08-13 at 6:34 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny took you 4 minutes to make this ?

    
    It took you 2 hours and 35 minutes to type that?
18. 2023-08-13 at 2:49 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It took you 2 hours and 35 minutes to type that?

    
    nope
19. 2023-08-13 at 4:23 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope

    
    Even longer?
20. 2023-08-14 at 5:24 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Even longer?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope