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  1. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm worthless with chopsticks.



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny signs of lower iq

    Fuk off digits
  2. Pete Green African Astronaut
    My Sex Bomb is your dinner

    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zz--UAWoH4w&feature=share
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    2.99 special all unprocessed squid by the pound.

    I got 1lb of the medium shell in shrimp for fishing (9.99) & 1lb of "dirty medium squid" lol

    i planned on using both for bait, my friend has some fire ass fucking weed, i wanted to buy some weed around noon and he gave me a cigarette pack (always a good sign) for 20$, it was more but not a lot more like 4.2 or some shit i was like ok

    so i go to the fish market which is open from 10 to 5 meaning the hottest part of the day when i don't go outside really no one goes outside especially not to move frozen fish, so today i go at like 1, it' sonly 4 92F blocks away so it aint shit, i got the dirty squid cleaned out rapidly (3 of them, the others are for bait) and there's all this fucked up shit like a plastic feather and then it got a squirter lol and im all fucked up laughin at a bunch of octopus in my kitchen

    so i put the oil on High and gave it 5 minutes, breaded them and dropped the tails in for 75 seconds , the bodies for 50 seconds, kinda cool
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    i got so hungry yesterday after my squid supper i opted to take some brots and boil them for 5 minutes in beer then pan fry them in bacon grease with the onions all together and ate that BUNLESS, cuz i didn't have any bread either.
  5. Yesterday I made El Burritos de Jiggaboo.

    Refried beans wrapped in tortittas, then covered in a can of tomato with green chilies and covered again in salsa queso (that's cheese to you).

    Fucking delicious and enough left over for tonight's dinner to.

  6. potato chips
  7. Still working on clearing out my freezer..there's YEARS of stuff in there. I'll select something when I get home from the back bottom.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    sounds like you're going to eat freezer burned meat with some vegetables and rice.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's the point? It's like having a lawnmower and then using a pair of scissors to cut your grass

    i think it's fun to try to eat sticky rice and sushi, salads, pasta, etc with chop sticks. Then I got good at it after a couple years. I went from stabbing pieces of general tao's and dipping the saucy chicken into the rice.

    Now I can scoop up rice faster than most gooks.

    I noticed that chinese places/asian people when they see me eat with chopsticks they kinda watch for like a long glare and when they see i'm doing it correctly,they kinda look at me differently (in a better way) until I go "GOY GAM Good Food." and then they eralize i'm just a drunk racist white guy who embraces their culture.

    sometimes I pull my eyes so they're squinty and say "Who am I?" (any response) "No, You nigga!"
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    "how you learn how to do that?"

    'My mother only dated Asian men, so I was able to grasp the culture of another person and now know how to eat properly."

    (mystified by my great understanding of other people like i'm marco polo and shit)

    "Chim Chong Kimg Jung Un."

    and they frown and I smile. Welcoming to BradleyB's multicultural experiences.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    corn beef hash

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still working on clearing out my freezer..there's YEARS of stuff in there. I'll select something when I get home from the back bottom.

    No matter how much dead hooker meat I throw out there always seems to be some left hiding under a bag of edamantes
  12. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yesterday I made El Burritos de Jiggaboo.

    Refried beans wrapped in tortittas, then covered in a can of tomato with green chilies and covered again in salsa queso (that's cheese to you).

    Fucking delicious and enough left over for tonight's dinner to.


    Fucking brits and their pesto-in-a-diaper looking special platters
  13. Originally posted by Pete Green Fucking brits and their pesto-in-a-diaper looking special platters

    That's authentic texmex dumbo.
  14. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Fucking brits and their pesto-in-a-diaper looking special platters

    Yanks who don't understand what gravy is.
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still working on clearing out my freezer..there's YEARS of stuff in there. I'll select something when I get home from the back bottom.

    a hoarder of foods too i c.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a hoarder of foods too i c.

    You never know when the apocalypse will happen...be a prepper not a deader
  17. Pete Green African Astronaut
    better dig in as a prepper. they'll be outside. more of them than your bullets can handle
  18. Fish (Tilapia) and vegetable medley
  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You never know when the apocalypse will happen…be a prepper not a deader

    prepper keep foods that dont require refrigeration and long shelf life.

    need better excuses.
  20. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Pork potstickers & egg rolls last night

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