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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein My Roku died yesterday..had to get a new tv

    My roku wasnt dead,, it was afflicted by a retard stroke victim who just pushes buttons on the remote thinking its just gonna do what he expects it to do even tho he will not look to see what buttons he is pushing and he turned off the roku,, after sitting here by hisself watching a dead tv he fixed it,, and then he fell in the kitchen and couldn't get up till I got home from work and gave him a hand.
    he says it was around noon when he fell so he was on the floor for over 3 hrs
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Roku remote is like 3 buttons how does one fuck that up
  3. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol nice try. They're both alive.

    the person who says they were hacked was the actual hacker


    They are dead
  4. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT My roku wasnt dead,, it was afflicted by a retard stroke victim who just pushes buttons on the remote thinking its just gonna do what he expects it to do even tho he will not look to see what buttons he is pushing and he turned off the roku,, after sitting here by hisself watching a dead tv he fixed it,, and then he fell in the kitchen and couldn't get up till I got home from work and gave him a hand.
    he says it was around noon when he fell so he was on the floor for over 3 hrs

    I was going to offer you an old google stick that still works. if you need it. you could stream onto a non-smart tv

    I'm using it for an old tv (the one I replaced with the birthday gift to Gigi) and placed it in front of the fireplace to stream Christmas Yule Logs since the fireplace needs a serious cleaning. we dont use it. we dont need it. winters here aren't fireplace cold. usually still warm during christmas and doesn't get cold until April or May.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ Roku remote is like 3 buttons how does one fuck that up

    it was on the tv remote,, its got 50 buttons, I barly use it so I don't have a clue what they do other than the volume and sleep timer
  6. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Right now, I can't leave the window open because of this shit
    https://www.ktvu.com/news/air-quality-in-question-after-massive-fire-at-schnitzer-steel-near-port-of-oakland

    I can smell it in the air. air quality is in the red right now.

    OAKLAND, Calif. - A fire that erupted Wednesday night at a steel recycling plant near the Port of Oakland has raised concerns about air quality in the surrounding areas.

    The fire continued burning in a debris pile at Schnitzer Steel on Thursday morning, though firefighters have it contained. An air quality advisory also remained in effect for nearby communities.

    The fire, which began Wednesday about 5:30 p.m., led to massive plumes of smoke billowing from the facility throughout the East Bay.

    Fire boat crews have been drenching the fire with water. Officials said the source of the blaze, deep within a massive pile of steel, has been extremely tough to reach.

    Despite the pungent odor of the smoke and the haze it caused – even permeating through the KTVU newsroom – fire officials have been telling the public that there is no immediate threat to their safety.



    Then Why am I getting a headache from it. just started smelling it 10 minutes ago. have to close our windows now.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Hold your breath for a few days until it blows over
  8. Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Somebody should keep a close eye on Big Tay.

    I think her brother does and also yells at her too RAP MORE GANGSTER!!! MORE!!!! DO IT BETTER



    -_- okay her brother is being a gayfaggot trying to advertise his sister again. BUDDY Your fail attempts to drum up drama do literally nothing to help this girl. her family sounds like shit tbh she actually has tons of potential but is managed by her mom and brother who are FUCKING RETARDS that think this is cool

    she ain't dead

    unless she is then I bet her brother killed her for not raping HARD !!! RAP HARDER!! BE MORE GANGSTER *smack* NO NOT LIKE THAT DO YOU WANT THE BIG BUCKS?????? OR ARE YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A PUSSY, GANGSTAERS Don"T CRY!! NOW DO IT RIGHT!!!

    ACTION!


    stupid asian teenager HURR DURR ALL RAPERS NEEED TO SHOOT GUN AND BE HXXCC GANGSTA GANG GANG DATS DA RAPE GAME. Like ummmmm have you ever listened to REAL RAP??? KID??? Lil Tay has that energy and vibes NATURALLY and you fucking ruin it with your fake trying to copy mainstream shit. FUCking chinks

    fucking strict asian parents family YOU PLAY VIOLIN NOW !!! YOU LEARN PIANO!!!
  9. Originally posted by mmQ Reminds me of when I DO partake in crystal meth j actually like eatint it. Yeah, I'm one of THOSE. just eat a half gram of meth all at once. Its easy and gets you high just the same

    I met a few eaters in my time. July last year when we started binging I remember hts saying we should get capsules and she will just eat it and be a good skinny and not abuse drugs


    yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh pretty sure that bag of gel caps has not even been opened lmao >_>
    I used to do lines more but we basically did nothing but smoke it the entire year

    I have many regrets but also kinda don't really regret doing it , just regret what it did to me brain and how I acted.

    Holyfuck im so hungry though I just came into this thread to post that. I made oats twice since that post and i am almost out of oats now and would make more but I might be using them to make ghetto cookies tonight

    check out this recipe I got from GPT

    It's possible to make cookies with the ingredients you have, although they might turn out slightly different from traditional cookies due to the absence of butter. Here's a simple recipe for flourless oat cookies using the ingredients you listed:

    Ingredients:

    1 cup oats
    1/4 cup sugar
    1/4 cup milk
    1 egg
    1/4 cup potato starch (for binding)
    Additional flour (if needed for consistency)
    Optional: vanilla extract, chocolate chips, nuts, dried fruits, etc.

    Instructions:

    Preheat your oven to 350Β°F (175Β°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    In a mixing bowl, combine oats, sugar, milk, and egg. Mix well.
    Gradually add potato starch to the mixture to help bind the cookies. If the mixture is too wet, you can add a bit of additional flour until you achieve a dough-like consistency.
    If desired, add any optional ingredients such as vanilla extract, chocolate chips, nuts, or dried fruits. Mix them into the dough.
    Use a spoon or your hands to scoop portions of dough and form them into cookie shapes. Place the cookies on the prepared baking sheet.
    Bake the cookies in the preheated oven for about 10-15 minutes, or until they are lightly golden around the edges.
    Remove the cookies from the oven and let them cool on a wire rack before enjoying.

    Keep in mind that these cookies may have a different texture and flavor compared to traditional cookies made with butter and flour. However, they can still be a delicious treat using the ingredients you have on hand. Adjust the recipe according to your taste preferences and available ingredients.
  10. I think if I buy flour and do 50% flour 50% oats I might be able to get 2 batches of ghetto cookies
  11. yuu
  12. Mad Scientist Cookies.
  13. I just ate a half bag of candy

    im making the fucking cookies I don't care I'm GONNA DO IT

    I just cleaned EVERYTHING shit no I didn't I need to clean an oldje tray. BUT ONCE THAT"S CLEAN like 5 MINUTES I'm FUCKING ON THIS. I want cookies within the hour!!!

    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› but yeah I went again today and this is everything I got


    I did not buy flour. I'm just gonna gonna cut the oats with something else idk what, i'll find something
  14. Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› Preheat your oven to 350Β°F (175Β°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    In a mixing bowl, combine oats, sugar, milk, and egg. Mix well.
    Gradually add potato starch to the mixture to help bind the cookies. If the mixture is too wet, you can add a bit of additional flour until you achieve a dough-like consistency.

    the ghetto cookies usually turn out good BUT FOLLOW THESE PARTS DO WHAT THE ROBOT SAYS if it says GRADUALLY ADD do not just dump it in, you can ruin the batch, if you add it the way it says it seems to understand basic cooking mechanics with random ingredients and understands this before it gives you a recipe so it knows that following it exact will make something

    but if you go off the mark like a few times I dumped it in and mixed stuff wrong, wait why the fuck am I using potato starch + egg wtf are you doing AI thats retarded

    πŸ€‘πŸ‰ BEWARE: THIS MESSAGE WAS CREATED USING MACHINE LEARNING ALGORITHMS πŸš¨πŸ€–
    1 cup oats
    1/4 cup sugar
    1/4 cup milk
    Optional: vanilla extract, chocolate chips, nuts, dried fruits, etc.

    Instructions:

    Preheat your oven to 350Β°F (175Β°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    In a mixing bowl, combine oats, sugar, and milk. Mix well until all ingredients are combined.
    If desired, add any optional ingredients such as vanilla extract, chocolate chips, nuts, or dried fruits. Mix them into the dough.
    Use a spoon or your hands to scoop portions of dough and form them into cookie shapes. Place the cookies on the prepared baking sheet.
    Bake the cookies in the preheated oven for about 10-15 minutes, or until they are lightly golden around the edges.
    Remove the cookies from the oven and let them cool on a wire rack before enjoying.
  15. I don't even have that much sugar
  16. I would give up but my desire for cookies is too strong
  17. I no longer want to make cookies



    I'm just gonna eat the entire bag of candy and then edit my posts and pretend like I never got a candy, sorry babe
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Sodomizing Scron while he fucks a nigger
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by WellHung Sodomizing Scron while he fucks a nigger

    :O but i'm a virgin ! thats where the poop goes in I think you monster

    im glad tyo see you back at such a late hour I hope you just finished cleaning out a chinese buffet as they eyeball you with nervous eye.. gonna need that check sir??? Nah I'LL TAKE ANOTHER BEER AND CAKE THOUGH and do some lines in the bathroom beofre you dash out amirite????
  20. Scron's Cookie Catering.
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