2023-08-09 at 8:30 PM UTC
Don't be dissing ramen noodles
2023-08-09 at 8:37 PM UTC
i buy these trays that have noodles in them, and come with a pouch of dehydrated vegetables, soy sauce (i think it's soy sauce but it's a little more tangy and more saucy than a liquid), and some other shit with like red stuff in it (I think it's ground up peppers and chili sauce), I make in a bowl a bunch of mixed vegetables, pour them in their, cut up a spring onion, heat up the veggies + spring onion (scallops) the white part, and while it' scooking for four minutes, I cut up the rest of the onion and sometimes a little bit of something sweet like pineapple, or even something sour like lemon/lime, sometimes I add four or five shrimpies to it too
I mix it all up and then eat it with chopsticks and some wasabi in the corner. I wish I had pickled cabbage or garlic or whatever that shit is that they give you (off colored white) pickled something veggie related, and uh....
yeah you call that poor people food, I call it dinner. Stop shitting on me, you know where I can get bok choy in a 94% hispanic community? K thanks.
2023-08-09 at 8:41 PM UTC
I only had access to an air fryer in the home where I was living for like 5 months. Bro we cooked the most boring shit int he world, chicken nuggets/tenders, fries/tator tots, sometimes I'd toss aspareges in there and then hit it with a little slice of butter and salt at the end.
i've watched youtube videos where people superheat one item (a grain or dense carb, fries, potato, yams/sweet potatos, that weird root every hispanic likes) and then start frying like two things, my favorite was when someone did fries, put them in a ceramic container with a top, put that in the microwave but didn't turn it on right away, put salmon fillets skin side down and lemon slices all over them with a little bit of butter on each lemon slice.
He pulls that shit out and bro it looked like baked cod & fries from a restaurant, except better. I was like god damn i should've been googling how to use this motherfucker a long time ago. That was years ago and i haven't had much access to another.
2023-08-09 at 8:55 PM UTC
I've purchased air fryers for my mom and sister and other friends but never for myself. I'm retarded.
2023-08-09 at 8:57 PM UTC
I got my mom a vacuum sealer like a nice one that I jacked from somewhere and it was around mothers day and I was like fuck it, I gave it to my mom and she loves the shit, she figured out you can take any meat and put marinade in the bag and vacuum seal it shut, give it three hours, and the vacuum shit will have pulled all the juice from the marinade into the meat, so instead of sitting in the fridge in the pan for a day, she says you can have it done in like an hour but she let's it sit for three hours.
THat's some slick ass shit, i'm like where did you come up with this, she said youtube cooking videos.
2023-08-10 at 1:39 AM UTC
I think I'll make some scrambled eggs and waffles for dinner since I don't feel like having this deli healthy pizza I got. it's impossible sausage (fake) meat and goat cheese with pesto.
I dunno. maybe I will eat that instead of a waffle and egg breakfast-dinner
i'v been cleaning up this place all day and chatting with you guys in-between. I got over-spray of toxic paint shit all over my arms. feeling kind of dizzy now
shit. that can't be good
2023-08-10 at 5:40 AM UTC
I farted and there was no stink. just air.
thats not a healthy sign. a scentless fart is an unhealthy fart I read.
2023-08-10 at 12:06 PM UTC
thai crunchy vegetable noodle salad with chicken and peanut sauce
2023-08-10 at 12:14 PM UTC
Actually I think I'll have salad instead of fries with the popcorn shrimp...I have a bagged salad I need to use up
2023-08-10 at 12:19 PM UTC
i made corn beef hash w/ egg burritos, I used the toaster to make the tortillas, and started a small fire, my roommate teh pedophile started freaking out when Iw hipped the on fire toaster into the patio and then ran and got a pitcher of water I keep near me. He starts running around the complex screaming how I Break everything and bitching and I come out with 3 burritos and hand him two of them and explain do you understand you never cleaned the toaster since you got it and it started on fire, this isn't arson, you ignorant fuck.
he said thanks for the food and my back was already to him so as he's epxlaining to everyone how im a piece of shit who breaks everything he's eating two gigantic burritos i made
I Think everyone here thinks he's senile, at least i do.
2023-08-10 at 12:23 PM UTC
Today I think im gonna do beef stew with grilled cheese
