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It just cost me a whole £1 to put air in my tires

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Used to cost me 50p


    Do you think that's inflation?
  2. #2
    just blow it with ya mouth its free its air WHAAT ARE YOU DOING
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    The shit is all around us for free why the fuck do they charge us for it, I don't get it
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    Used to be free here...now they charge like $1.50...last time I tried I put my $1.50 in the machine and then the fucking thing didn't work..but didn't give me back my $1.50.
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have a pump you have to step on but it's really really good, maybe 40 steps to bring a tire from nothing to full. I think it was like 25$ at walmart. I got it used. I can do a bike tire in about 8-10 steps and have it full.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    *slaps own forehead*
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    Pete Green African Astronaut
    One place has it for free but its at the end of the station and next to a bus stop where homeless people come over and ask me for money. smells like piss too. and it's blowing air so if bums are pissing on it and the moment you release it from the tire and it makes that "Spittt" sounds you know you got a micro amount of bum piss in your face.

    For Free!
  8. #8
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Amazon sells portable ones with batteries you recharge for like 60 bucks now. apparently it's enough pressure to fill a tire up. i mean its good to keep in your car. I think Temu might sell them for 20 bucks but it takes 2-3 weeks to get it from China
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    i DiD a PuN fFs
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Instigator i DiD a PuN fFs

    c: i saw it and enjoted
  11. #11
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    I didn't notice the pun. im tired and too poor to notice anything right now.

    I should go to bed now.

    I want to go to vegas. I could put it on a credit card and make 20 dollars a month payment but then the interest rates will just keep skyrocketing the amount I owe.

    maybe I could do a Money Front thingy the card offers at a gazillion interest rate but then win the progressive slot machine and become a millionaire and then get offered a free Suite where they will encourage me to pour all of that winnings back by giving me free drinks with drugs laced in it.

    or maybe that was a movie
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Pete Green Amazon sells portable ones with batteries you recharge for like 60 bucks now. apparently it's enough pressure to fill a tire up. i mean its good to keep in your car. I think Temu might sell them for 20 bucks but it takes 2-3 weeks to get it from China

    Yes...I got one off Temu for $20 or so, The manual is the size of a postage stamp so I haven't read how to set the cuttoff pressure yet...or change it from kgs to lbs.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    If I stop at the Kia dealership they do it for me for free
  14. #14
    Why would you keep something with a rechargeable battery in your vehicle when you can use the vehicle's own power supply?
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Why would you keep something with a rechargeable battery in your vehicle when you can use the vehicle's own power supply?

    Trailing the cable around all 4 tires can be ...tiresome. The old one I have you can do 2 on one side, then you have to pass it through the car to do the other side...with a wireless one you just pump and go...


    ETA: Then on beach/camping trips you can use it to pump up beachballs, sleeping mats inflatable sex dolls
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    I've got one of the portable ones that plug into your cig lighter if I'm not home to use my compressor. Fuck paying for air, use to all gas stations had free air and monkeys to pump your gas.

    In the good ole days you could treat people as your personal slave, yeah boy give me a dolla worth of gas, check my oil and clean muh windows.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Trailing the cable around all 4 tires can be …tiresome. The old one I have you can do 2 on one side, then you have to pass it through the car to do the other side…with a wireless one you just pump and go…


    ETA: Then on beach/camping trips you can use it to pump up beachballs, sleeping mats inflatable sex dolls

    Do they have their own power supply that gets lost?
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  18. #18
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do they have their own power supply that gets lost?

    I'd be the type to forget to keep it charged, be OK if you could also plug it in.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do they have their own power supply that gets lost?

    The one I got from Temu is charged via USB...it didn't come with a charger as most people have 200,000 already lying around.
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    Originally posted by jerryb I'd be the type to forget to keep it charged, be OK if you could also plug it in.

    Well that was my "concern"...to the point it's been in my car since I got it which must be 4 months ago now and more than likely has lost most of it's charge.

    I do have a traditional 12v wired one in the car too though and have for years...I was just too lazy that day at the gas station to piss around with it when I was right there by the gas station air pump (that didn't work).
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