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  1. #41
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley i got friends in upper wisconsin who WITH A PISTOL try to shoot out different parts out of a playing card because they're that good and do it so often they need cheap targets they're not doing this shit at 100 yards, but at 20 yards hitting the 8 of hearts and hitting all 8 hearts with 10 shots is kinda fucking impressive (to me)

    u got kids these days with 30 round magazines that hit everything other than their target before it jams 18 rounds in, i'm like pfft the fuck wrong with these people

    if u can't hit something in 3, dumping a magazine in public on your ops has to be the dumbest shit they regularly be going to prison for.

    why not just shoot him in his car in 20 minutes? Nah they'll just dump a clip while the guy is in the liquor store with 5 other people and say that's part of the game, i'm like what the fuck that's horrible.

    I had two customers (Different customers, different situations) pull guns on each other when I was working, but I knew I had a bullet proof cube and these were handguns so I just sat down and tried to stop shaking and took a sip of beer as I watched two different guys point guns at peoples heads and start screaming at them.

    I didn't call the cops since they both left unharmed, of course but I was like god damn i would not do this job if I didn't have this fucking two inch thick cube protecting me.

    You brag way to much to actually be any good.
  2. #42
    Maybe they all identify as 102lb blondes
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    any pics of these so called fattnies i mean this is all useless without pics.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› any pics of these so called fattnies i mean this is all useless without pics.

    ^ Trolling for bodge material.
  5. #45
    Yeah like I need to troll a BBS for pics of fat chicks when theres like 10 billion gigatits worth of pornje for fat, bbw, bbbbw, btcw, etc...w

    etc

    I am legitimately complaining about OP's quality of thread. I bet it's not even in sex and relationsghips and he just dumped it in sg

    *scrolls up*

    I stand corrected, no picture needed as this is in the correct subforum. I swear to god every time I bitch about someones thread it's ONLY in bitching and moaning, so I can't bitch or moan yet I can and do . Another perplexing situation in space

    seriously though post some fat chicks like at least what they looked like so we can get an idea on how fat like AMY SHUMER fat orwut
  6. #46
    If you want to see fat chicks just go to Golden Coral nigga.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want to see fat chicks just go to Golden Coral nigga.

    thats not a restaurant in my country and if your second answer was gonna be ihop, we aint got that either

    dennys though we have dennys (not in my hood but it's where I used to write down my ideas on serviettes or paper napkins while having discussions with my chums)
  8. #48
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› thats not a restaurant in my country and if your second answer was gonna be ihop, we aint got that either

    Um so travel lazy...leave your darkened room and explore the world!
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want to see fat chicks just go to Golden Coral nigga.

    Corals have troughs.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um so travel lazy…leave your darkened room and explore the world!

    To the USA? To visit golden coral? Lol that hardly sounds worth the effort

    I do want to riden teh Biden Bullet Train and see the sights of the USA like shirt mcflames man


    this came up while searching for guy fiery

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had an Iranian guy working for me at Compaq…he wore a really obvious wig and the other guys would take the piss out of him…UNTIL ONE DAY…he explained back in Iran he was a nuclear scientist and was arrested by the gov for refusing to work on their "projects". They beat him to near death and he escaped and came to the US.

    He took his wig off and had a 10" long 1" wide red fiery scar on his near bald head he said he got from the beatings and torture.

    His name was Mahmud. we just called him "Moody"

    It always felt weird after that telling a former nuclear scientist he put his pallet in the wrong place.



    Originally posted by Grylls Sure you had guys working for you mr director of compaq



    wellhgung and I will do an episode where I dox him by filming in his neighborhood and at lous pizzaria and literally film him dining and dashing at a Motel like "oh oh THERE HE GOES FOLKS ANOTHER HEIST" wait that means he stuck me with the bill !!! SIR!! SIR!!

    wellhungs face when
    problem libtard?

  11. #51
    and of course we will be hitting up speedys classic Americana Desert Bar and GRill now with a Liquor License and Unisex Restroom

  12. #52
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› To the USA? To visit golden coral? Lol that hardly sounds worth the effort

    A man searching for truth would go to the ends of the Earth if that's where the journey led him.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Lanny Really depends on the degree of fatness, like a bit chubby with pretty face vs. Merkel's face on a good body I'd go for the chubster. But once we get into fat rolls territory I'd prefer fit burn victims.

    Which I feel kinda bad for saying, espescially since I'm no adonis myself. Nothing against fat girls, just not my cup o tea

  14. #54
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A man searching for truth would go to the ends of the Earth if that's where the journey led him.

    I just want some lous and good authentic ITALIAN values like a nice conversation with a coffee that leads to an argument where someone gets stabbed



    LIKEA THE OLDJE COUNTRY! GRATZI!
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