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Manipulating rolls of lottery tickets to make money.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks, before I get RipTotse2 here i have not done this.

    But I am directly encouraging you to do this and PM, text, email, I got Messenger, Google Duo, hmu and tell me what happened when you did it cuz I want to just put this idea out there and see where it goes

    i also sold lottery tickets at the store, and my god these people went wild and like they got shoes on and i can see they feet through them cuz they so old, or they covered in dirt from working at a real job and still in they sexy hard hat and vest, they be buying 20, 50, some people even went over a hundred fucking dollars in lottery tickets and when they leave, I see them get into some beat shit ass ford taurus without license plates and im like god damn man that's fuckin nuts, couple days later, same guy and a woman and they get even more of them, im like god damn, i hate when they do the thing where u get to pick your own numbers so you have to manually load them, that shit pisses me off when there's like 40 of them which for some people is what they do twice a week, 2$ a pop, they gotta get rich some how.


    and sometimes i used to ask people like about it, but you can tell some people really self conscious like if you tell someone they got an eating disorder while they're eating at a restaurant with you and they kinda start getting rude and shitty and tense up

    and im like damn 1888 Admit-It (sponsored by the florida lottery, suicide number for gamblers)

    Other tiems they get really fucking excited and I watch them do like 30 of a one dollar scratchie and some of them stand there at the counter and do this compulsively and i aint got shit to do except make comments and watch really, i love asking if they're gonna split it with the bartender when they win, almost everyone says no or doesn't respond lol, and if they buy like 10-30 and i see them doing it and no one wins, fuck yeah i buy 5 of them myself (you can't steal cigarettes or lottery tickets anywhere i know of because every one is counted and recounted the next week, compared to a total log receipt, etc) and I have never won more than 10$ on a scratchie, most of the time I lose.

    I thought aobut taking them bitches and hitting them with the sensor reader we can use to run bar codes really fast on scratch offs and other like tickets and shit, but i was like waht happens if i scan like 500 of them and keep 3 of the winners, go to another gas station, and someone buys these tickets and figures out I manipulated them in this manner, and i was like well shit, i can leave this job and just mail the winning tickets to my mom, and then i got kinda nervous cuz it's the florida lottery and my mom in wisconsin and if wwe fuck up like 500 tickets, i mean i wouldn't give a fuck if i won more than 500$ i'll pay for them in that case, but like i see me winning like 67$ and have all of these tickets that (maybe?) can't be resold

    how funny would it be if a gas station just ran bundle rolls of all their lottery tickets through the checker and then if there's big winners, kept the whole roll/bought it legally/just took that one winner out and when epople would be like "can I get number 7 10 of them please yeah the 2$ ones" you know u already got all the winners out of there who gives a fuck god bless him

    only problem was if you took them one at a time (not like buying all of them up to that point, you'd have a disjointed rolll someone might notice, and if they do just say "What the fuck you want me to do? I'm not here 24/7, want a different one? That better for you or are these gonna be the winners you want?"

    Please discuss.

    part of me feelis like once u scan one, it can't be sold lol but i've never really tried or thought about this till tonight \

    i know if you commit a gas station armed robbery and steal lottery tickets your dumb bitch ass is gonna be a prisoner faster than fuck when they start running them numbers.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    in the past i have tried to see if you can see the numbers/answers/part you scratch off by use of a UV light, a high sodium grow light, the sun, small amounts of steam applied, ironing and yeah all that shit doesn't work they thought of that shit already a long time ago im sure.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    i figure if it aint hurting that many people and the people are just playing odds anyways, who gives a fuck if you rig it in such a manner that pulls off money from the top? the government literally takes 40% of the wagers as profit and then they charge you 33% on whatever you win, so that's like 60%, who gives a fuck if some little guy like me gets a small cut for my house? you know? i mean god damn, i wanna get some free money too, sorry.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    i watched my best friend play this weird variation of craps we got in milwaukee that's like nigger dice on a piece of cardboard stereotype + regular bar dice + a lot of meth and shots of shitty rail tequila, and I personally have common sense and he told me just to watch and not to directly give him my money for rail shots of tequila and some hits off a weed pipe.

    dude made like 200-300 dollars in an hour or two, half ass playing people that we know, while bartending at his father's bar that I used to visit a lot.

    and like i shit you not, people would be like "Just let's do 40" and they'd bust in less than 10 minutes and at first I really watched to better understand the game, then I realized my people are just straight up cheating 24/7 and these people are getting shit ass drunk while my boy pops adderall and gets 1-2$ tips in drinks and his dad talks to his friends about how he's the greatest and his son is so lucky to have him as a role model while getting shit ass wasted and im holding a beer can cuz i don't drink there when his dad is there bcause he expects me and his son to like pay half price and that's not gonna happen.

    is that wrong to do? I'm sorry i didn't grow up in a catholic church with a bunch of loving adults showing me good role models, I grew up with a television set and milwaukee public school and it shows.
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Plus if this idea do work, like 6 or 7 people in the fringe parts of my life that i still am loyal to are gonna be 50% of whatever i can get richer.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    most alcoholics sit on their as and just talk shit about people and do nothing, i go to college, pursue my fishing career, come up with new scams, give my friends bad ideas, refine old scams and make them better, sell small bags of marijuana and try to be a real man with a real managerial job.

    I could easily just be sitting on my ass watching simpsons, you gotta give me credit, even tho i do play about 4-5 hours a day video games when I'm not in school, which is kinda bad and I do drink like 6 beers a day on average ish. i've been trying to cut back a lil
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    and i still find time to sit on my ass and talk shit about people, if anything i'm like a superhero of functional alcoholism, but i really wouldn't wanna take the honor from my mom since she taught me everything i know about being an angry abusive violent alocoholic whose nice to people they don't know and hurts those they love.

    My mom has/had to be one of the most interesting people I could ever drink with, you give her 1 hit of the pot pipe, and she just got stupid, she took 1 adderall one time and annoyed me for like half a day just talking nonsense, you give her a 30 pack and 14 hours and you got an empty box, I love her but I also love that I don't live in the same state as her lol

    we're good friends on the phone for like a 1-5 minutes everyday, and once or twice a month for 1-3 hours when we wanna talk talk (and drink) on the phone together. My mom hates me and is disappointed, thinks i'm a fuck up and a disgusting faggot and that i'm all these horrible things related to crime and shit and im like "You realize you're the same as me and I'm just a male in 1993 instead of in the 50s, right? same person pretty much."

    :/ can't really stay mad at that when your son (Who you raised alone) says that and it's true.
  8. #8
    Migh Houston
    I find it funny that a few years back I found an exploit in a system that allowed me to get lottery tickets for free. I bought $5-$20 scatch-offs and made like $60k in 1.5 years, meanwhile OP is dreaming of lotto scams while on meth.
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    can u sum that up for me
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    too late brad i already called the cops and told them ur plan
  11. #11
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I've only had one cashier job, at a dollar store and they didn't sell lotto but by God I got so many free packs of cigarettes. The way they kept count was crazy, they would write with a sharpie numbers, so when you pull pack #1 then 2 would be next slot. At the end of the night they just wrote the brand and what number was showing and that was the count. I always manipulated count any time I stocked cigarettes, and if I didn't stock them I'd take a pack from the back randomly to replace one I stole. Someone else ended up getting blamed for fuckin the count up but if I would have stayed there surely they would have figured it out. They did have cameras. I definitely would have been knocked if they had scratch offs.

    Of course this was 10 years ago and things are kinda different now.

    I guess what I'm getting at is if you owned a store maybe you could pull it off, or if it was some way behind the times kind of spot but I'm not sure. I've always been curious about defrauding the lottery myself as it sounds like a sweet sweet lick.

    Anyone trying it God bless you and I wish you the best of luck 🤞
  12. #12
    Migh Houston
    You could try random barcodes on the ticket checkers and if any are winners you could forge a ticket.

    This is small profit, medium risk, high punishment.
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