2023-08-06 at 11:54 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I'm getting a cat! even tho rats piss me off less than the smell of cat pee n shit
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2023-08-06 at 12:42 PM UTC
Smoking Gelato and making pancakes
2023-08-06 at 1:28 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just ate b fast and now i'm rolling fruity gorilla glue for work today,,
2023-08-06 at 3:33 PM UTC
my old ass roommate walked to the gas station I used to work at and somehow left his keys, he got so frustrated that when he came back he was stuttering cuz i don't answer the door when he leaves, especially when I hear pounding on it and im trying to sleep at 10am, then I heard my name and his grovelly cigar smokin old man voice and i didn't really understand how the door got locked if he had left.
THen when he said that he lost the keys I just laughed and he GLARED at me and asked why funny
I'm like bro if I lost these keys at work you'd have shot me for it. Especially if I didn't go back and find them and just came home. Haha. (he didn't see the humor in this) so now my coworkers or some random minority outside on a sunday stroll now has access to my Mansion and he's all nervous about that fact
im like bro we have nothing and i'm known to be violent, always home and am surrounded by knives and bats and cool shit I build and wanna try on people but can't yet. (like a 2x4 or this glass table next to me) so he's like okay i guess that's not too bad
I said NOT TOO BAD NIGGA HOW WE LOCKING THIS FUCKING DOOR WHEN WE BOTH GOTTA LEAVE?
and he told me i'm too much in the morning to deal with, i said im dealin with you and the mystery of the house keys u dropped mufucka!~!~!~!~!~!
2023-08-06 at 3:38 PM UTC
if Vinny had a friendly cat that liked to be pet and kill mice and bugs and shit in their apartment complex, 1 old man would look around to make sure no one's watching him pet the cat and that thing would be in a black plastic shopping bag so fucking fast it's unreal, welcome to Laos.
2023-08-06 at 3:40 PM UTC
They also eat rats and bugs there too, so I'm pretty sure it's a very clean place (aside from the people, their diet, culture, language, history, and current level of personal hygene). A beautiful ancient people that amounted to nothing other than being carpet bombed by proxy nations in the 20th century.
I like cambodians tho, mostly cuz they're dumb as fuck and if you speak the language wrong and just do it louder people try to understand what you're saying or just understand you talk like you're yelling from the top of a mountain, which if you'r ea tall guy, kinda seems the same to them.
2023-08-06 at 3:42 PM UTC
Nah was talking about polecat with his rat problem. Probably to cold where he lives to have outside cats.
2023-08-06 at 3:42 PM UTC
cambodian people are also very respectful/afraid of White American men, i'm not going to explain the 20 year war we fought half of secretly in their country but I will say they definitely are nice to me despite being pretty fuckin racist, swear constantly, loud, drunk.
I think they kinda like identify with my spirit animal when I'm drinking malt liquor, gambling, pounding on a table, laughin, pissing on the tree outside even tho no ones in the bathroom, and eating raw beef on rye with onions and pepper. They're like oh yeah that's a real ass nigga, I wish I was 6'1 and had a huge cock and american citizenship
but hey it is what is, if you got a daughter, i can make sure your grandbaby look like me, just need about an hour.
