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2023-08-02 at 4:10 PM UTCWheel gonts and gontettesm, sheep and fungazis it's that time of the summer ποΈ π o drug binje again to call your brother your mother your husband your bar friend from far and wide leave no one to the side. Universal π€ xoxo full relief and another belief is to cleansed from the healing hands of all of earth's man. I ask you not to turnip me a profit but simply a basket, case in point, βοΈ π₯ all thanks to our β£οΈ ahkmahj ROSHAMBO π¦ locked π π away in the joint βΆοΈ π Trust a bird a nickel, he wont fight you, trust a bird a dime, then you got a crime. Give but don't give too much because our souls must be balanced by the cards we are dealt AT βπ front page π flush. Back ππ page ash
There is no one who I trust more of my saints and fellow brothers than The sheep who put it in my ass ππ. Everyone that exists is just another puppet in the Muppet except the jedi and the few the proud and the loud. The real recognize the reeeeeel made a foolβ¦Ouuul.. We can sing and we can dance, but we never know what its like in another gont's pants, we can huddle and we can puddle but theres nothing to say we cant pushboy our shovel, to the crystal sin bins we learn who we are from within, and I cant even totally like OMNG oh fuck they're COMING FOR ME!!!! THEYRE HURTING ME!!! UMmm excuse me officer it was a big black man and he hurt me and stole my wallet and now I might just cry, he told me so many lies π He was wearing a red blud shirt and some blue crip jeans and see if he got his genes on me dna sequence this fucking sasquatch ass down syndrome ass crusty ass nigga!!! Ooo I'm so lit
After I got robbed he asked me do I trust him and he LIED TO ME! I thought we had something special and after he untied me he wouldn't even rape me even though I quivered so innocently and gaily by the daily and he punched a big hole in mmy wall and cut me with a razor blade over the nipples and it hurt like fuck and he even stole my bird food and kicked my cat and ratted on me to the pigs like a dog and a chicken. The police came and arrested me in my house for being naked because the lack guy called da 5-0 on me even though I ratted on him to the pig dogs for shrewing me over first and stealing my wlalalaet. Im just so lonely and have no energy and no hobbies and no friends and my life has no meaning I live in sensory deprivation and feel almost nothing because this is like a pseudo existence even though its easy. I don't know how much longer I can take living like this and every time I find a way out of it, it doesn't work. Im literally trapped in my own degenerate situation and theres nothing I can do about it. I'm ready to fucking die π² π€
Ahhh ahhh jaitnburn saa it's burns
I am a quiet and helpful sea amoeba lost on the shore, traveling all the way to the Trinidadi islands. There are many water campers or "swimmers" as the Ak'Nuuj tribe says and sometimes I swim into their bras and give them tiny microscopic donations I enhance their skin cells with calloused material because I help people by being a sea amoeba who makes your skin stronger like a turtle! Starfish #5789385566 has been causing me a lot of problems lately though, he spins in my direction AGAINST the wave so I know he's doing it on purpose, when I use my sea amoeba physical IQ to latch onto a swimmers body to give them turtle skin that protects them against sharp pointy starfish AKA shurikens!! then mr 5789ish⦠tries to shoo me away and block the contact point so their skin cannot be protected against starfish and then they become a capitalist casualty. I call them shurikens because they really are, the sea illuminati of the great deep state of atlantis run by Soros VonRockefellerRothschildmenoymenoy has been spreading anti-sea amoeba pro-star fish Zionist propaganda to make all swimmers have shuriken-cut skin which enables the radio transmissions to get into my cuts and make me miserable and throw my hat down and just straight up give up mang what is there to lose even, the sea regime means nothing to me and requires anarchy. The sheep need to stop acting like chickens and take on the pigs who act like dogs.
Ahhh I'm bounce 1 dimensio back up into my straightjacket in the facility, these escapades of fantasy are the only way I can keep my sanity, I discover the farthest niches of imagination in my 2nd reality of perceptual quantity and quality. OH NO IM GETTING TRANSPORTED TO THE EXECUTION CHAIR WTF this wasn't in the contract maybe I thunk too hard can I think myself out of this mortal shell let me die inside before I can die in real life. Oh hey I'm back as the man who got robbed by a black man did you miss me? SPOILER ALERT: It was all a dream inside a dream inside an inception inside a 12loop GIVE ME AN ANSI ON MY PANTSY BOU ARE U SO FANCY I guess I should have learned to dancy
π
Come on come AAAAALLLLLLL.
STEP RIGHT UP!
its your LOCAL LEGEND THE ONE AND ONLY SHEEP THAT CAN TRAVEL IN SPACE πEXTRAORDINAIRE!!
COOOME. Come NOW and see the SPECTACLES of the MAGICAL SHEEP
Allow him to BLEAT his π π₯ and mutton your chops before your very eyes and get your goat of which the likes you have NEVER SEEN!!!
THIS! folks
THIS. IS THE TIIIIINRE.
ENTEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEERRR THE GODDAMN CHAMBER OF DEBAUCHARY and WITNESS the most vile display of vulgarity this side of the VITGIN GALACTIC EMPIRE OF DIRT.
EMPTY your meat pockets, bend over and FIIIILLL YOUR MINDS with the MARVEL of the BABLYONIAN PIPE OF IRE
LADIES AND GONTLEMEN
TROUGHBOY!!!!!!!!
*deafening calliope music*πΆπΆπ΅πΆπ΅πΆ*takes a πΉ* -
2023-08-02 at 4:39 PM UTC
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2023-08-02 at 5 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-02 at 5:01 PM UTC
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2023-08-02 at 6:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I thought you were dead.
Proof he canβt even do that right.
Originally posted by Richard Burnish 2 Sophie is alive and well, seems to have left quite a few upset people for you to be talking about him daily almost a year later
Reincarnated for the six millionth timeβ¦..praze da lort? -
2023-08-02 at 7:01 PM UTC
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2023-08-02 at 10:12 PM UTCDo you guys know what the key to life is?
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2023-08-02 at 11:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Easily provable bullshit
my mistake
" 'static_pages': (),
'humans': (
('Lead Alcoholic', 'Ryan "Lanny" Jenkins', '___@gmail.com'),
('Pedophile Tech Support', 'Sophie', ''),"
Originally posted by Speedy Parker β¬οΈDude is headed completely the rails real soon…
i snorted a 'rail' of cocaine earlier -
2023-08-03 at 3:54 AM UTCWhich supports my prediction
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2023-08-03 at 4:17 AM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 6:58 AM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 11:42 AM UTCnope it's just a glass of your favorite wine while you watch the sunset with your life partner
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2023-08-03 at 1:09 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-03 at 1:13 PM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 1:14 PM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 1:15 PM UTC
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2023-08-05 at 2:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by β$Pβ³C3πππππ»κ°ββ Οβ κ±ππΏπͺ$H33Pππ everyonte that thanked thisopst is a faggot I have actually been posting a lot less and am disillusioned with all of you, this community, thjis forum, the internet in general, mentally ill drug users, etc all of it, im sick of it all and hate every single one of you
im certainly not making this bbs for any of the totse xommunity and feekl like im stealing the name and only allowed to use it as i am essentially offering my work+xZ+Time into making a software historicak repository of info.info
Nigga spends his entire life posting on a forum,
his boyfriend can't get hard for a couple days
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2023-08-05 at 2:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by β$Pβ³C3πππππ»κ°ββ Οβ κ±ππΏπͺ$H33Pππ Wheel gonts and gontettesm, sheep and fungazis it's that time of the summer ποΈ π o drug binje again to call your brother your mother your husband your bar friend from far and wide leave no one to the side. Universal π€ xoxo full relief and another belief is to cleansed from the healing hands of all of earth's man. I ask you not to turnip me a profit but simply a basket, case in point, βοΈ π₯ all thanks to our β£οΈ ahkmahj ROSHAMBO π¦ locked π π away in the joint βΆοΈ π Trust a bird a nickel, he wont fight you, trust a bird a dime, then you got a crime. Give but don't give too much because our souls must be balanced by the cards we are dealt AT βπ front page π flush. Back ππ page ash
There is no one who I trust more of my saints and fellow brothers than The sheep who put it in my ass ππ. Everyone that exists is just another puppet in the Muppet except the jedi and the few the proud and the loud. The real recognize the reeeeeel made a foolβ¦Ouuul.. We can sing and we can dance, but we never know what its like in another gont's pants, we can huddle and we can puddle but theres nothing to say we cant pushboy our shovel, to the crystal sin bins we learn who we are from within, and I cant even totally like OMNG oh fuck they're COMING FOR ME!!!! THEYRE HURTING ME!!! UMmm excuse me officer it was a big black man and he hurt me and stole my wallet and now I might just cry, he told me so many lies π He was wearing a red blud shirt and some blue crip jeans and see if he got his genes on me dna sequence this fucking sasquatch ass down syndrome ass crusty ass nigga!!! Ooo I'm so lit
After I got robbed he asked me do I trust him and he LIED TO ME! I thought we had something special and after he untied me he wouldn't even rape me even though I quivered so innocently and gaily by the daily and he punched a big hole in mmy wall and cut me with a razor blade over the nipples and it hurt like fuck and he even stole my bird food and kicked my cat and ratted on me to the pigs like a dog and a chicken. The police came and arrested me in my house for being naked because the lack guy called da 5-0 on me even though I ratted on him to the pig dogs for shrewing me over first and stealing my wlalalaet. Im just so lonely and have no energy and no hobbies and no friends and my life has no meaning I live in sensory deprivation and feel almost nothing because this is like a pseudo existence even though its easy. I don't know how much longer I can take living like this and every time I find a way out of it, it doesn't work. Im literally trapped in my own degenerate situation and theres nothing I can do about it. I'm ready to fucking die π² π€
Ahhh ahhh jaitnburn saa it's burns
I am a quiet and helpful sea amoeba lost on the shore, traveling all the way to the Trinidadi islands. There are many water campers or "swimmers" as the Ak'Nuuj tribe says and sometimes I swim into their bras and give them tiny microscopic donations I enhance their skin cells with calloused material because I help people by being a sea amoeba who makes your skin stronger like a turtle! Starfish #5789385566 has been causing me a lot of problems lately though, he spins in my direction AGAINST the wave so I know he's doing it on purpose, when I use my sea amoeba physical IQ to latch onto a swimmers body to give them turtle skin that protects them against sharp pointy starfish AKA shurikens!! then mr 5789ish⦠tries to shoo me away and block the contact point so their skin cannot be protected against starfish and then they become a capitalist casualty. I call them shurikens because they really are, the sea illuminati of the great deep state of atlantis run by Soros VonRockefellerRothschildmenoymenoy has been spreading anti-sea amoeba pro-star fish Zionist propaganda to make all swimmers have shuriken-cut skin which enables the radio transmissions to get into my cuts and make me miserable and throw my hat down and just straight up give up mang what is there to lose even, the sea regime means nothing to me and requires anarchy. The sheep need to stop acting like chickens and take on the pigs who act like dogs.
Ahhh I'm bounce 1 dimensio back up into my straightjacket in the facility, these escapades of fantasy are the only way I can keep my sanity, I discover the farthest niches of imagination in my 2nd reality of perceptual quantity and quality. OH NO IM GETTING TRANSPORTED TO THE EXECUTION CHAIR WTF this wasn't in the contract maybe I thunk too hard can I think myself out of this mortal shell let me die inside before I can die in real life. Oh hey I'm back as the man who got robbed by a black man did you miss me? SPOILER ALERT: It was all a dream inside a dream inside an inception inside a 12loop GIVE ME AN ANSI ON MY PANTSY BOU ARE U SO FANCY I guess I should have learned to dancy
π
Come on come AAAAALLLLLLL.
STEP RIGHT UP!
its your LOCAL LEGEND THE ONE AND ONLY SHEEP THAT CAN TRAVEL IN SPACE πEXTRAORDINAIRE!!
COOOME. Come NOW and see the SPECTACLES of the MAGICAL SHEEP
Allow him to BLEAT his π π₯ and mutton your chops before your very eyes and get your goat of which the likes you have NEVER SEEN!!!
THIS! folks
THIS. IS THE TIIIIINRE.
ENTEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEERRR THE GODDAMN CHAMBER OF DEBAUCHARY and WITNESS the most vile display of vulgarity this side of the VITGIN GALACTIC EMPIRE OF DIRT.
EMPTY your meat pockets, bend over and FIIIILLL YOUR MINDS with the MARVEL of the BABLYONIAN PIPE OF IRE
LADIES AND GONTLEMEN
TROUGHBOY!!!!!!!!
*deafening calliope music*πΆπΆπ΅πΆπ΅πΆ*takes a πΉ*
If you read the first sentence and a middle sentence you get the idea this could've just been two sentences and said the same shit.
