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1. 2023-08-03 at 6:23 AM UTC

   #23901
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 When my first daughter was born I wanted to make it a family tradition to stay home and watch Fight Club on black Friday when everyone else was out shopping and topping up their thanksgiving meals with McDonalds goyslop.
   
   They didn't have the tv version without the swearing on piratebay though.

   
   concerned by just the swearing part ?
   
   "daddy, why is the women riding that man ?"
2. 2023-08-03 at 6:24 AM UTC

   #23902
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   "daddy, can i ride you like that too?"
3. 2023-08-03 at 9:08 AM UTC

   #23903
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   I hope everyone had a fantastic Hump day..Friday eve is in the hizzousse!!!
   
   *mixes beats on turn tables while using my shoulder to support a big pair of headphones*
   
   Looks like my work here..is done 💖🌝
4. 2023-08-03 at 9:31 AM UTC

   #23904
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala I don’t sit either.

   
   So Candy is admitting she can't cook either. I was waiting to see whatever she said if it included seasoned salt. It's easy to get carried away with it though. Garlic salt is good for chicken.
   
   But I will soak my chicken in buttermilk, dip it in the flour, and do this twice. You being fat, it doesn't at least make you want to try this or you're really that lazy?
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   • Bradley
5. 2023-08-03 at 9:47 AM UTC

   #23905
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Bitch shut your fruity azz up …calling someone fat while you sitting alone talking about fried chicken on the internet all day .. goofy ass twink
   
   Have a good night 💖
6. 2023-08-03 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #23906
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Bitch shut your fruity azz up …calling someone fat while you sitting alone talking about fried chicken on the internet all day .. goofy ass twink
   
   Have a good night 💖

   
   She said she was fat. Did you think I was talking to you?
   
   I'm up exercising. I was trying to help you bitches.
7. 2023-08-03 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #23907
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Do you just sit there

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by frala I don’t sit either.

   
   Lanny just stands her fat ass in the corner until he needs to bust a nut.
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   • Cowboy2013
8. 2023-08-03 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #23908
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lanny just stands her fat ass in the corner until he needs to bust a nut.

   
   the alternate ending to The Blair Witch Project
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   • Speedy Parker, 
   • Cowboy2013
9. 2023-08-03 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #23909
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ the alternate ending to The Blair Witch Project

   
   That made me snicker slightly.
10. 2023-08-03 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #23910
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That made me snicker slightly.

    
    That's been my entire goal this morning.
11. 2023-08-03 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #23911
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 She said she was fat. Did you think I was talking to you?
    
    I'm up exercising. I was trying to help you bitches.

    
    Considering that you’ve asked for her to answer you on the same topic, yes, I’m sure she did. And I mean no offense, but you are goofy and a little slow.
12. 2023-08-03 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #23912
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Considering that you’ve asked for her to answer you on the same topic, yes, I’m sure she did. And I mean no offense, but you are goofy and a little slow.

    
    I was quoting you. Anyway the thought of all that fried flour and buttermilk isn't at least a little tempting? I'm sure it would be good on it's own. Fried cornbread would just be that with cornmeal mixed in. I don't think that would be much more effort than microwaving your corndogs. You're both very ungrateful though.
13. 2023-08-03 at 1:53 PM UTC

    #23913
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bro why don’t you go cook some if you’re so hungry lol
14. 2023-08-03 at 2 PM UTC

    #23914
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That made me snicker slightly.

    
    i imagine how you snickers and it made me sniggered.
15. 2023-08-03 at 2:03 PM UTC

    #23915
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Bro why don’t you go cook some if you’re so hungry lol

    
    I don't eat stuff like that most of the time just occasionally. It's good though.
16. 2023-08-03 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #23916
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I don't eat stuff like that most of the time just occasionally. It's good though.

    
    Highly doubtful. I’m almost positive you’re running around with your dick in a vat of crisco and crying for girls to give you their number.
17. 2023-08-03 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #23917
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala Highly doubtful. I’m almost positive you’re running around with your dick in a vat of crisco and crying for girls to give you their number.

    
    What's on your agenda for the day, bae?
18. 2023-08-03 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #23918
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Highly doubtful. I’m almost positive you’re running around with your dick in a vat of crisco and crying for girls to give you their number.

    
    I ate two tablespoons of coconut oil when I woke up. Then had a protein shake, which was just whey protein, water and raw eggs, after I worked out. Wbu?
19. 2023-08-03 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #23919
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you probably have a tapeworm now
20. 2023-08-03 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #23920
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What's on your agenda for the day, bae?

    
    Oh just working, you know THE UZHE.