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  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I am certain it is. I donā€™t fry chicken.

    Why not? šŸ˜‘ I could make it edible without frying or breading it if I'm trying to be healthy.

    You can't cook can you? I've only seen Candy post sweets she could have made from a box by adding vegetable oil. She's black but I think a little under the cutoff age. You ignored me way back when I asked what you made for lunch.
  2. Bc I donā€™t fry chicken, thatā€™s why. I canā€™t cook, youā€™re right. Lanny lives off of peanuts and I donā€™t eat anything but corn dogs.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Bc I donā€™t fry chicken, thatā€™s why. I canā€™t cook, youā€™re right. Lanny lives off of peanuts and I donā€™t eat anything but corn dogs.

    I believe you're being serious too what the hell was wrong with your mom?

    I can teach you but I want to see what Candy says first. I can tell if it's just something she looked up.
  4. Lmfao
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  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Do you look similar to Kafka? I saw one of the schizo posts with a picture saying it was you and I thought so but idk if that was really even you. You don't have her lovable autistic personality though.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I put on this new pair of white khakis i had in the bottom drawer

    I washed them twice and never wore them but I been lazy on doing laundry

    White pint strip shirt buttonup and a pair of white khakis, good lookin

    i walk about four blocks to the store and look down and the pants got all these orange blood stains on them from when I got shot LOL

    life be like that tho
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  7. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Do you look similar to Kafka? I saw one of the schizo posts with a picture saying it was you and I thought so but idk if that was really even you. You don't have her lovable autistic personality though.

    I look like the blood stain on Bradley Bā€™s khakis and thatā€™s all you really need to know
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I look like the blood stain on Bradley Bā€™s khakis and thatā€™s all you really need to know

    The picture I'm talking about was a thin pale girl with dark hair.

    Someone else said you had uneven boobs but I know that comes from nursing so I think they're probably mistaken.

    Would you try to fry chicken though? You should probably cut it up into small pieces if you do. That's an important one to cook all the way and I don't like frying big pieces either.
  9. Iā€™m fat, pale, and ugly. I do have uneven boobs. And no I will not fry chicken no matter how many times you ask.
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  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Iā€™m fat, pale, and ugly. I do have uneven boobs. And no I will not fry chicken no matter how many times you ask.

    You didn't object to me teaching you. What do you do all day? I asked you this before.

    If you're just laying around the house all day this would make a sober man want to murder you. Especially if you have bad hygiene too, which it seems like most women do once they move in with you.
  11. I donā€™t work. I donā€™t cook. I donā€™t clean. I donā€™t shower. Anymore questions officer?
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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Those sound like lyrics to a Niki Minaj song
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  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I donā€™t work. I donā€™t cook. I donā€™t clean. I donā€™t shower. Anymore questions officer?

    Now it seems like you're trolling. Most women wouldn't own up to the no showering part.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala I donā€™t work. I donā€™t cook. I donā€™t clean. I donā€™t shower. Anymore questions officer?

    Do you just sit there
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't dance I can't talk. The only thing about me is the way I waaalk
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who is that? Devo? Talking Heads ?
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Whip into shape

    IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO WHIP OT WHIP IT GOOD
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Acting like roshambo isn't dancing hisncock in front of your eye
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Who is that? Devo? Talking Heads ?

    Genesis
  20. Originally posted by Bradley Do you just sit there

    I donā€™t sit either.
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