2023-08-02 at 1:27 PM UTC
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2023-08-02 at 2:40 PM UTC
i drank 9 beers so far today, but i did get 2.5g of fire weed for 20 bucks, not the best deal but I did a fatass rip of this good ass coke my weed dealer had and he wanted me to buy a bunch of it but I don't really wanna buy/pay for hard drugs so I can keep doing themA lo
weed and beer yeah i'll buy a bunch and do that shit all day
3.5g of cocaine for 75$, I don't think that's gonna be good for me but I'll do like .1 in a rip and be swimmin
2023-08-02 at 3:46 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
'bout to go pickup some cash to start a job
2023-08-02 at 3:47 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yesterday I sold a p for a cnote,, it was total crap but at least i'
m not broke as a joke
2023-08-02 at 5:13 PM UTC
..and smell of horse manure.
2023-08-02 at 5:21 PM UTC
They just ride the pretty horses, Mexicans do the actual work.
2023-08-02 at 5:25 PM UTC
Just brought in a WAD of around 600 one dollar bills to my bank. I had em all in a stack facing the same direction about as neatly arranged as I could but there were a bunch of wrinkleeez in there.
They're remodeling so they just had one teller, and it was empty when I went in, but as soon as she started counting them with the machine like 6 different people came in and a long line formed as she was sitting there counting and recounting it and trying to arrange the bills nicer for the machine.
I started to feel the eyes behind me staring daggers at me like I was doing something wrong. Too bad so sad fuckers maybe just go through the drive through, FOOLS.
She eventually asked me if I knew how much it was which I actually didn't I just guessed at least 500 and she said well I'm getting 588 but I'm gonna have someone recount them later and if it changes we'll call you. And I said haha no problem sorry for being THAT GUY. Then she smiled a beautiful smile and said oh no problem it's our job and you were here first, and slid me a piece of paper with her number and 'i will suck your dick when i get off work.'
I turned around and made smug eye contact with everyone in line behind me as I walked out.
Now I'm laying in my bed soaking in the A.C. procrastinating doing some dishes and vacuuming and deciding if I wish to day drink today.
Decisions. Decisions.
2023-08-02 at 5:33 PM UTC
Yeah I just gotta twerk my hairy ass for a few minutes and they make it straight rain. I found my calling.
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2023-08-02 at 5:40 PM UTC
I'd unload a few George Washingtons on that sweet ass too.
2023-08-02 at 5:49 PM UTC
Thinking about getting some Penn Station
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2023-08-02 at 5:49 PM UTC
Lol what's mine is yours big daddy come get ya some
2023-08-02 at 10:33 PM UTC
I like the one where all the firemen make my subs while they're topless.
