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You ever met up with people online? and some mad stuff happened?

  1. #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She'd showered since then.

    shits is still up there
    probably her husbands soup u were eating
  2. #22
    Originally posted by cigreting shits is still up there
    probably her husbands soup u were eating

    Delicious!
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have met one member of our community IRL so far, Blaster Master 6969, trayvon martin, "red."

    He had the same pick up truck from Jeepers Creepers and when I got into the truck (he picked me up at my mom's) there were 3 giant tanks of welding gas and he's like yea I'm a welder you know that and i'm like what if we get into a car accident, and he said he'd be just as fucked as me, get in, the moment I do he said his "i'm (his full name)" LOL and he said what's yours

    So I told him the truth, I don't know why. I don't remember his name to this day. Cuz he said it once and for the entire day in a half black city i proceeded to call this fridgerator shaped leperchan with a bald spot "Trayvon Martin" (the lil nig that got shot 10 years ago before the i cant breath guy, remember?) and people just looked at us like we were fucking from the moon

    he had good weed too i remember that fact, i think i bought all the alcohol and food and he smoked us up and drove around in the world's scariest argon gas tank loaded death trap.

    we went to milwaukee and gave Bill Krozby a beer and tried to talk to women, i think we got food, i know we got a lot more alcohol.

    then he dropped me off and said "You're the best"

    A great memory.

    Users that wont' meet up with me:
    AngryIVer/helladamnpussy
    JIggaboo Johnson
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Bradley Users that wont' meet up with me:
    AngryIVer/helladamnpussy
    JIggaboo Johnson

    Surely there's more than that.
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    Haven't really made an effort to meet anyone else except for when I went through your town on a greyhound and when I found out my friend knew exactly which trailer park in black river falls, wisconsin that fuckin toothless faggot lives at and I was gonna fuck him up (there's only one trailer park in teh city he said he lives in, and I already didn't like him, so I put two and two together and decided to get really fucked up and have my boy drive there and just beat the living shit out of him)

    pussy wouldn't answer the door and his wife or daughter (they're both very fat and pasty with round faces) kept checking to see if I was still there (I was) and after like a half hour, a couple drinks, we got bored and I threw a rock at his house and left.
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    i did tell hydromorphone that i moved to florid and was interested in fucking her one last time properly before she dies if she provides the pornography, personal lubricant, cock rings, amyl nitrates and gas money.

    however, she was already in hospice and death swiftly followed.

    I think DTE or someone the lady with the women's feet as her profile picture lives in florida but she lives like in the bullshit north area and I live in the swamp in the miami ghetto so that was never gonna be a thing.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Bradley Haven't really made an effort to meet anyone else except for when I went through your town on a greyhound and when I found out my friend knew exactly which trailer park in black river falls, wisconsin that fuckin toothless faggot lives at and I was gonna fuck him up (there's only one trailer park in teh city he said he lives in, and I already didn't like him, so I put two and two together and decided to get really fucked up and have my boy drive there and just beat the living shit out of him)

    pussy wouldn't answer the door and his wife or daughter (they're both very fat and pasty with round faces) kept checking to see if I was still there (I was) and after like a half hour, a couple drinks, we got bored and I threw a rock at his house and left.

    Damn, you musta really wanted that dick.
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    if any of u ever come to miami or whatever city im currently in, ask to meet me, i'll fuck you, fuck you up, or get fucked up with you, guaranteed anyone on this website except RipTotse because he snitches on people he knows online and I don't want them type of bitches in my life.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Bradley I think DTE or someone the lady with the women's feet as her profile picture lives in florida but she lives like in the bullshit north area and I live in the swamp in the miami ghetto so that was never gonna be a thing.

    Not sure why that would be a problem..it's not like North Florida is the other side of the Galaxy...
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    also I would not meet up with WellHung despite him also residing in florida about 45 minutes away, mostly because he told me doesn't want to do anal when I asked him if he wanted to hang out and then he sends pictures of his shit to men and that's not really a person you wanna shake hands with, break bread with, or really be near (My opinion).
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not sure why that would be a problem..it's not like North Florida is the other side of the Galaxy…

    says the man who wouldnt drive to the greyhound station in his city to hang out with me for two hour layaway between bus rides.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Bradley says the man who wouldnt drive to the greyhound station in his city to hang out with me for two hour layaway between bus rides.

    Well the implication in your post was it was distance that was preventing you from meeting up with DTE...that was NOT the reason I wouldn't meet up with you
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the implication in your post was it was distance that was preventing you from meeting up with DTE…that was NOT the reason I wouldn't meet up with you

    because your insecure about your own sexuality ?

    one moment you were shaking hands with breadley and the next thing you feel is the sensation of your bald forehead slaming into his lower abdomen at high rate of speed.

    repeatedly.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because your insecure about your own sexuality ?

    one moment you were shaking hands with breadley and the next thing you feel is the sensation of your bald forehead slaming into his lower abdomen at high rate of speed.

    repeatedly.

    No, simply because we have ZERO in common, I have better things to do with my time (such as watching paint dry) and I try to associate only with good citizens these days, not druggy dropout fuckups.

  15. #35
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, simply because we have ZERO in common, I have better things to do with my time (such as watching paint dry) and I try to associate only with good citizens these days, not druggy dropout fuckups.


    fucking 😂
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, simply because we have ZERO in common, I have better things to do with my time (such as watching paint dry) and I try to associate only with good citizens these days, not druggy dropout fuckups.


    hes interested in assstronomy too.

    show him your telescopes.
  17. #37
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Jiggaboo saving dat bussy for marriage, you going to have to put a ring on dat finger first.
  18. #38
    all i have is a cock ring
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #39
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny all i have is a cock ring

    Is that what it is? I thought it was a #2 washer
  20. #40
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Maybe the ring is for you. Vinny wants love you long time.
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