2023-08-01 at 4:19 PM UTC
Everyone I expect to be jeered and laughed at.
I lost my job yesterday night, I had left my wallet at work and I guess one of the employees who doesn't like me the most or wants to be the manager probably found it on first shift, i put it under the cash register when I work and left it htere, like a little bill fold one. And they contacted our boss. I had a small bag of mephedrone in there as well but that's not important, but i had my debit cards, and my ID on there and the face and name didn't match what I had been lying about for weeks.
They figured out I'm BradleyB from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and not from Zachary from Coral Gables, Florida. He told me to come in because he had to go over some paperwork with me and when I came in, he gave me my wallet (whicih I figured I had dropped while walking) and asked me who I am, I Said that's my fake ID I carry, he said and the debit cards? and told me he googled the name I Had given him and it was of a dead guy from Wisconsin around teh same age of me but clearly not me.
He asked me if I wanted him to contact the Police/IRS/Cops and I said no. He said Okay, you're terminated. I said can I get the last two weeks pay, he said really BRADLEY??? and I was like okay.
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2023-08-01 at 4:23 PM UTC
RIPtotse
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[my adversative decurved garbo]
why did u lie about ur identity? rofl wtf is ur life and why do u live it like this
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2023-08-01 at 4:43 PM UTC
I didn't want to lose my medicare/medicaid because I work at a corner store that doesn't offer insurance benefits or any benefit other than you get to work by yourself.
So I did a move from Bad Ideas, I copied my dead ex boyfriends identity, i already had his social cuz I do his taxes and I persuaded the guy to hire me based on "Here's a photo of my ID" "Here's a photo of my SSN" and i basically just asked a friend of my friend this website to alter the photos of my REAL ID* from my ID to a template Floridas Driver's License (old cuz he's dead, it's still current) and kinda bullshit the Social Security Card by inputting data. Only cost me 20$ to do it in the middle of the night when I started asking the good photo shoppers (not ghost) to do they magic on this site.
My bad.
2023-08-01 at 5:17 PM UTC
aldra
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was gonna say you should've just said it wasn't your wallet, was a customer's but I guess it had a photo id in it
2023-08-01 at 6:36 PM UTC
No biggy Bradley, you just need to find a straight up cash job. Surely a city that size need someone off the books, problem is a lot of cash jobs hard labor.
No shit job worth losing your medicare/medicaid over. Even those kind of jobs with insurance have crap insurance not worth a shit.
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2023-08-01 at 9:25 PM UTC
Fucked ya out of 2 weeks pay, should have stolen more shit.
2023-08-01 at 10:37 PM UTC
I probably consumed like a thousand dollars worth of beer, potato chips, and salsa (I dip the chips in hot salsa), then I also let all my friends steal beer and gave away free black and milds to anyone who ever regularly sold me weed, just toss a couple in the bag with whatever they bought, mis ring up beer 4 packs as a single beer, lady got food stamps and three kids with her so I ring up like 2 out of the 7 items and call it cool.
yeah I guess I did steal a little but I never stole cash and I never just walked off with merchandise, i just figured i'm sititng in this bullet proof cube in the middle of the night and if I want Doritos covered in Hot Sauce with a cold beer, that's part of the job.
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2023-08-01 at 10:37 PM UTC
i never stole cigarettes or lottery tickets either cuz they hella counted.
2023-08-01 at 10:38 PM UTC
but yeah like funions and a bottle of hot sauce with a four pack i think that's like 9$, get over it. what the fuck do you think i'm living for, so yeah i go and get off work and I got my backpack I fill it a 4 pack of beer, funions, and a bottle of salsa picante or just regular hot sauce, I go walk around for like 20 minutes and then I go home.
THat's who I am nigga get over it.
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2023-08-01 at 10:42 PM UTC
i pay for my beer because about 20% of the steel reserve 211 tall boys we have were going "missing" on the inventory sheet, i try to blame thieves and he said we were supposed to be ontop of that, but yeah i was drinking for free everyday I work and then I'd take 2-3 cans home with me so I'd save money versus buying everything myself from another liquor store.
So he told me I have to pay cost price and it's like .70 a can instead of 1.39 because we buy a crate at a time, yteah so I was drinking 20% of a crate of beer a week for free, and like i half ass pay for 2-3 when i get 4-6 and blame thieves. Which isn't a lie.
2023-08-01 at 10:44 PM UTC
i really always want something to munch on after a good couple hours of drinking, so I don't forget the pork rinds, funions, or spicey doritos, every now and then I do flaming hot cheetos but they kinda remind me of prison, and I grab a cheap bottle of hot sauce to put ontop of everything.
Fucking sue me, my name is Zachery and I'm from Coral Gables Florida.
2023-08-01 at 10:45 PM UTC
and if you think i'm wrong for paying for 3 discount beers, drinking 6, taking an extra 2 with me, and stealing a bottle of hot sauce (1$) and some chips (2-3$) fucking come get it back in blood nigger who the fuck you think i am?
2023-08-01 at 10:48 PM UTC
Dudes gonna be pissed when I tell everyone how to bypass the security check points (there's 3 buttons that open the coolers, one for loading, one for manual opening and then one in the cube/cashier spot) i'mma tell all these gangster just go hit the button all the way under the door where the handle is and just click the door bell while you try to open it and it'll unlock for about 10-30 seconds, depending on which cooler and let all these gangsters steal everything.
I thoguht about telling everyone how to bypass the cube security (also a button on the bottom of the door frame, you gotta kinda reach for it and click it three times (two no work, four no work) wait ten seconds and you can rob the place with the drop box safe combination of 6Start, Two rolls L9, R37 but I thought that'd be going a little bit too far cuz i do like some of my former coworkers and they will rush them with firearms.
2023-08-02 at 12:33 AM UTC
breadley b,
for burden of the society.
2023-08-02 at 2:09 AM UTC
Lol that's some real retarded nigga shit for sure
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2023-08-02 at 11:09 AM UTC
Hey Bradley I wasn't knocking ya, dude was probably getting ya cheap to begin with so I can't blame you taking a little. Now don't fuck up and try to get back at him.
Real hard to find a cash gig for ya because of your health concerns because most are hard labor jobs, your a smart guy so I believe you'll come up with something.
2023-08-02 at 11:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
I didn't want to lose my medicare/medicaid because I work at a corner store that doesn't offer insurance benefits or any benefit other than you get to work by yourself.
So I did a move from Bad Ideas, I copied my dead ex boyfriends identity, i already had his social cuz I do his taxes and I persuaded the guy to hire me based on "Here's a photo of my ID" "Here's a photo of my SSN" and i basically just asked a friend of my friend this website to alter the photos of my REAL ID* from my ID to a template Floridas Driver's License (old cuz he's dead, it's still current) and kinda bullshit the Social Security Card by inputting data. Only cost me 20$ to do it in the middle of the night when I started asking the good photo shoppers (not ghost) to do they magic on this site.
My bad.
But what you did was smart. You only fucked it up by being stupid. Solution is to stop being stupid. There's actually no need to carry a wallet anymore, you should be able to do pretty much everything on your phone. And you should have just explained that reason to the boss man.
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