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  1. #1
    A chilled half pint of crown royal in the shower has gotta be better than any beer.
  2. #2
    What kind
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Shitfucker A chilled half pint of crown royal in the shower has gotta be better than any beer.

    What the fuck, a good whiskey is enjoyed in a way that lets you taste the quality, not in some ghetto ass shower you dumb cunt
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Discount Whore What kind

    crown royal



    Originally posted by newfag What the fuck, a good whiskey is enjoyed in a way that lets you taste the quality, not in some ghetto ass shower you dumb cunt

    w/e
  5. #5
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I’ve never drank in the shower lol.

    I might have to try that.
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    which one cuck
  7. #7
    Originally posted by newfag What the fuck, a good whiskey is enjoyed in a way that lets you taste the quality, not in some ghetto ass shower you dumb cunt

    Shut the fuck up. A whiskey of any caliber is enjoyed through consumption. Be it in a shower or elsewhere whiskey is whiskey and it should be enjoyed wherever it is consumed.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by AltarEgo Shut the fuck up. A whiskey of any caliber is enjoyed through consumption. Be it in a shower or elsewhere whiskey is whiskey and it should be enjoyed wherever it is consumed.

    YEAH!

    but only with the special glass!
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Discount Whore

    which one cuck

    I was thinking plain but any is fine...
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Discount Whore YEAH!

    but only with the special glass!

    If the special glass is the bottle then yes. Otherwise glass is glass. Not even otherwise. The special glass is the one with the whiskey.
  11. #11
    Well of course it doesn't matter then if you're gonna drink cheap whiskey like crown royal, drink it out of a shoe for all i care, quality is irrelevant in that situation
  12. #12
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by newfag …a good whiskey…

    Originally posted by Shitfucker crown royal

    bro...
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  13. #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Also yee, drinking in the shower really makes you feel like an alcoholic but it's also strangely satisfying at the same time. Beer is best because it's the most tolerant to getting water in it. Wine also works, reds being better than whites. I wonder if anyone's ever given any thought to soap/drink pairings.
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  14. #14
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Shower blunts are also dope if you turn the heat way up and it's all steamy and warm and nice, you feel like you could just melt, but keeping them burning and dry is a challenge. Never tried a bong rips, that might need to go on the todo list
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Lanny I wonder if anyone's ever given any thought to soap/drink pairings.

    I use vanilla/coconut shampoo like the stereotypical pansexual cunt i am, and that would actually complement a nice, smooth whiskey or perhaps some liquor. Will have to experiment with this.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Lanny Shower blunts are also dope if you turn the heat way up and it's all steamy and warm and nice, you feel like you could just melt, but keeping them burning and dry is a challenge. Never tried a bong rips, that might need to go on the todo list

    Shower hookah m8
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