2017-05-26 at 5:32 AM UTC
literally the universe itself has realized I'm the best
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2017-05-26 at 5:33 AM UTC
Autism. Son. Autism everywhere.
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2017-05-26 at 5:33 AM UTC
I'm kidding. The autism meme makes me disgusted.
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2017-05-26 at 5:34 AM UTC
I think Malice has said 'autism' as a word in at least 95 of his last 100 posts.
2017-05-26 at 5:34 AM UTC
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2017-05-26 at 5:35 AM UTC
potential site feature: autismodometer that shows your current rate of posting about autism
2017-05-26 at 5:36 AM UTC
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2017-05-26 at 5:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dargo
Because fuck the police.
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2017-05-26 at 5:42 AM UTC
iss=> SELECT username, COUNT(*) AS autisms FROM "ISS_post" JOIN "ISS_poster" AS p ON p.id = author_id WHERE content ILIKE '%autism%' GROUP BY username ORDER BY autisms DESC LIMIT 30;
username | autisms
---------------------+---------
Malice | 208
The Self Taught Man | 97
Lanny | 56
Sophie | 55
aldra | 27
Bill Krozby | 27
cerakote | 20
Captain Falcon | 15
Dargo | 15
SCronaldo_J_Trump | 14
hydromorphone | 13
thelittlestnigger | 13
Enter | 12
Discount Whore | 11
mmQ | 11
Darth Beaver | 10
snab_snib | 10
greenplastic | 9
1337 | 9
yum | 8
Kek | 7
Michael Myers | 7
Oasis | 7
Dissociator | 7
reject | 6
antinatalism | 6
Phoenix | 6
Ajax | 6
infinityshock | 6
Totse 2001 | 5
(30 rows)
Well there's some SQL I never thought I was going to write
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2017-05-26 at 5:44 AM UTC
Hehe, this is kinda fun
iss=> SELECT username, COUNT(*) AS autisms FROM "ISS_post" JOIN "ISS_poster" AS p ON p.id = author_id WHERE content ILIKE '%gont%' GROUP BY username ORDER BY autisms DESC LIMIT 30;
username | autisms
------------------------+---------
SCronaldo_J_Trump | 139
Bill Krozby | 91
infinityshock | 14
Darth Beaver | 9
Totse 2001 | 9
Sophie | 6
-SpectraL | 5
Dargo | 4
greenplastic | 3
RestStop | 3
mmQ | 3
Oasis | 3
Lanny | 3
NARCassist | 2
Phoenix | 2
spacepantz | 1
Merlin | 1
benny vader | 1
THE Bearded Homosexual | 1
Rhymin Hymen | 1
Bill Krozbythecatpart2 | 1
AltarEgo | 1
Ajax | 1
Vizier | 1
Coathangers Suck -WS | 1
snab_snib | 1
cerakote | 1
bling bling | 1
Dionysus | 1
reject | 1
(30 rows)
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2017-05-26 at 5:45 AM UTC
Jesus fuck?! I just wiped out on my bike trying to read this shit. I just want to et some pizza now I am GATHERING myself
