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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Made it to 30 years old today. Never thought I'd get this far. I owe it all to Odin and my ability to rapidly make quick decisions in bad situations.

    my roommate blessed me with a new lighter and an apology for yesterday.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    yfw brad lives alone ands hallucinates odin on his birthday SOUNDS LIT
    i will now do a trianglist tarot reading of the future that lies ahead in life 4 u
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    โ•ญฬธโ•ฎฬธ โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
    โ–•โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–โ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฑ Say โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”|
    โ”โ–โ–‰โ–•โ–Šโ”“โ–”โ•ฒ โ•ฑ Something - Nigger! โ•ฑ
    โ”—โ–โ–…โ–…โ–•โ”› โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”
    โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ–•โ–”โ–
    โ•ฑโ•ฑโ–”โ–โ”โ”ณโ”ณโ”“โ–•โ–”โ•ฒโ•ฒโ•ฑโ•ฑ
    โ•ฒโ•ฒโ–•โ”“โ”—โ–…โ–…โ”›โ”โ– โ•ฒโ•ฑ

    โ€งฬฬŠยทฬŠโ€งฬฅยฐฬฉฬฅหšฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™ยฐฬฉฬฅโ€งฬฅยทฬŠโ€งฬฬŠ ะฝะฐppืขใƒฝ
    ะฒiัะฝั‚แ‚แŽดืข โ€งฬฬŠยทฬŠโ€งฬฅยฐฬฉฬฅหšฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™ยฐฬฉฬฅโ€งฬฅยทฬŠโ€งฬฬŠ
    โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•ฆโ•โ•โ•ฆโ•โ•ฆโ•โ•ฆโ•—โ•”โ•— โ˜… โ˜… โ˜…
    โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•‘โ•โ•โ•‘โ•โ•‘โ•โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•‘ โ˜†ยธ.โ€ขยฐ*โ€หœหœโ€*ยฐโ€ข.ยธโ˜†
    โ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•”โ•ฃโ•”โ•ฉโ•—โ•”โ• โ˜… ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ท๐Ÿ…ณ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†ˆ โ˜†
    โ•šโ•โ•šโ•ฉโ•โ•šโ•ฉโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•šโ• โ™ฅ โ˜†โ˜…โ˜†โ˜…โ˜†โ˜…โ˜†โ™ฅโ˜†โ˜… โ˜† โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•—
    โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘
    โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•”โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘
    โ•šโ•โ•”โ•—โ•šโ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•
    โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•”โ•—
    โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•
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    -._ โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•— ____โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„
    โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•—
    โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•”โ•โ•‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘
    โ•šโ•โ•”โ•—โ•šโ•—โ•‘ โ”€โ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„ โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘
    โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ”€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ”€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•
    โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ• โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•”โ•—
    โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–ˆ โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•
    โ™ฅ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ท๐Ÿ…ณ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†ˆ โ™ฅ *
    ' ' ``._ * แƒฆโ™ช*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ข.ยธ.โ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*โ€ขโ™ชแƒฆโ™ช
    แƒฆโ™ชโ–‘Hโ–‘Aโ–‘Pโ–‘Pโ–‘Yโ–‘ Bโ–‘Iโ–‘Rโ–‘Tโ–‘Hโ–‘Dโ–‘Aโ–‘Yโ–‘โ™ชแƒฆ
    โ€ขโ™ชแƒฆโ™ช*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ขโ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*โ€ขโ™ชแƒฆโ™ช ' . '
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    โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•— โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•— โ•”โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•— โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•— โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•—
    โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ”ซ โ˜† โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•—โ•‘ โ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘
    โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•”โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•ฏโ•ญโ”โ”ปโ”โ•ฎ โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•—โ•šโ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ• โ•šโ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘
    โ•šโ•โ•”โ•—โ•šโ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ• โ•ญโ”ปโ”โ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฎ โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•—โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•”โ•โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•
    โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•”โ•— โ”ฃโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒ โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•‘ โ•”โ•โ•šโ•— โ•”โ•โ•šโ•— โ•‘โ•‘ โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•—โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•šโ•—โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•—โ•”โ•—
    โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ• โ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ซ โ•šโ• โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ• โ•šโ•โ•โ• โ•šโ•โ•โ• โ•šโ• โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•
    stopping to smell the roses are we? COME ON GET OUT THERE AND LIVE
    FAST! YA AINT GETTING ANY YOUNGER

    เธ…^โ€ข๏ปŒโ€ข^เธ…
    โ• โ•ฃAPPY
    BIRTโ• โ•ฃDAY!
    โ˜…[ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Hฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Aฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Pฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Pฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Yฬฒฬ…]
    [ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Bฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Iฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Rฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Tฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Hฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Dฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Aฬฒฬ…][ฬฒฬ…ฬ…Yฬฒฬ…]โ˜…

    โ‹ฑ โ‹ฎ โ‹ฐ ^v^
    โ‹ฏ โ—ฏ โ‹ฏ ^v^
    ยจ๏ธตยธ๏ธต( )๏ธต ๏ธต ๏ธต
    (ยดโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ ') โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘' )
    `ยด๏ธถยดยฏ`๏ธถยด`๏ธถยด๏ธถยด๏ธถ ^v^ ^v^
    โ–„โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„
    โ€ขโ™ชแƒฆโ™ช*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ขโ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*โ€ขโ™ชแƒฆโ™ช.

    โ•ญ๏ผŠโŒ’โ•โŒ’๏ผŠโ•ฎ
    (๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผผ๏ผผ)
    ( โ”‚โ™›๏นโ™›โ”‚)
    ( โ•ฐโ”ฌโ—‹โ”€โ—‹โ”ฌโ•ฏ)
    ๏ผŠโ˜†*โ˜† ๏ผŠโ•ฎ*ยฐ
    'โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ
    'โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–ˆ
    ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ท๐Ÿ…ณ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†ˆ
    โ€ขโ™ชแƒฆโ™ช*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ขโ€ข*ยจยจ*โ€ข.ยธยธ.โ€ข*โ€ขโ™ชแƒฆโ™ช.
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    โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ
    โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
    โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
    ยธ,oโ€‹ยคยฐโ€œยฐยคo,ยธ โ€ฆ โ€ขยฐ
    โ€ฆ(โ€ฆ โ—•โ€‹ยธยธโ—•โ€ฆ ) โ€ข
    oOOโ€”`โ€‹โ™ฅยดโ€”OOo โœฟ
    โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„
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    โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ•”โ•โ•โ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ•”โ•โ•โ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€
    โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–ˆโ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ•‘โ•šโ•โ•‘โ–Œโ–โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ–Œโ–โ”€โ–ˆโ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•‘โ–Œโ–โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€
    โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ•‘โ• โ•ฃโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ•‘โ•”โ•โ•โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ•‘โ• โ•ฃโ•‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€
    โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ•šโ•โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€
    โœด.ยทยดยฏ`ยท.ยทโ˜… ๐ŸŽ€๐““๐“— ๐“–๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฟ๐“ฎ๐”‚๐“ช๐“ป๐“ญ๐ŸŽ€ โ˜…ยท.ยท`ยฏยดยท.โœด

    Shot through

    ยปยปแ…ณDแ…ณHแ…ณ แ…ณGแ…ณrแ…ณaแ…ณvแ…ณeแ…ณyแ…ณaแ…ณrแ…ณdแ…ณโ–บ

    Arrows
    Devil

    (๏พŸโ—ฅ็›Šโ—ค๏พŸ) Dอฬ‹อฎฬˆHฬอญฬนอšฬ อฅGอชอฌฬชอ…ฬฆrฬˆอ‚อŽaฬ”ฬญvอƒฬซฬชฬคฬฏeyฬอซฬŽอ—ฬ‹ฬ–ฬฒฬณอˆอ…aฬ‘ฬ…อŒฬนฬฐrฬฟอ‘อจฬ‚อ‡ฬชฬปฬŸฬนdอˆฬฃฬคฬซ (ส˜่จ€ส˜โ•ฌ)

    Zalgo
    Hooters

    (โ€ฟ๊œŸโ€ฟ) โ’Ÿโ’ฃ โ’ขโ’ญโ’œโ’ฑโ’ โ’ดโ’œโ’ญโ’Ÿ (๏ฝก)(๏ฝก)

    Char Wrappers
    Fading

    โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘DH Graveyardโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–ˆ

    Finish line

    โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„DH Graveyardโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€

    spooky!
  3. #3
    Happy Brith's day.

    That new leaf awaits your attention.
  4. #4
    so, a lighter atones ones sin of watching child pornography.
  5. #5
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so, a lighter atones ones sin of watching child pornography.

    shit, just a lighter? imagine what you could do with a propane torch
  6. #6
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian shit, just a lighter? imagine what you could do with a propane torch

    full course molestation.
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    30 years old and no life
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Happy birthday Bradders. Ur doing great.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by WellHung Happy birthday Bradders. Ur doing great.

    oh pops you are such a good sol
  10. #10
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Bradley…

  11. #11
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Happy Birthday muh nigga. Maybe shoot for less drama in your next 30. What da fuck I be talking about, this BradleyB we talking about.

    Just messin wif ya, Happy Birthday!
  12. #12


    Imagine posting on NIS it's your birthday and giving these clowns more PI.
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  13. #13
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Ah Jiggaboo I doubt anyone here would do more than crank call or send stuff in the mail.I wouldn't want them to pester my wife or kids but myself I wouldn't give a fuck.
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    idgaf everybody know my name probably it's bradley and uh my name name starts with a b, i was born in 1993 i think it's kinda clever to say it like that, my birthday was yesterday, i am leo and uh im 30 years old now, um i got a bunch of tattoos, i'm 6'1 uh two prison terms and i go to community at miami dade college in miami...

    ya i guess that' sa lot of pi and then pics and stuff but i don't really feel any of you don't like me seriously.

    umm i feel i always my whole life like im kinda hanging around and some people like me sometimes and everytimes like me sometimes but then no one for awhile will like me or it feels like it.

    same shit, ther'e slike 60 people here, I try to be nice to everybody

    except paul wozny because he's a pedophile.

    but everybody else i generally like and im trying to be a good person as best as I can, I know I have a drinking problem, and sometimes negatively speak to other people on this site, in life, on thep hone, you know and here too, but i generally enjoy this community, being part of it, i like all of you, even Paul Wozny a lil bit, not RIPTOTSE because he calls the real police on people on this webiste and says they're on a killing spree when they're doing exams and tried to get trayvon martin to help him so he is a bitch nigger and we should hate him and yeah that's it.
  15. #15
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I think most here like you Bradley, you got to admit your life sometimes like a crazy movie. And you do like to fuck with some people but it's part of the fun here so people shouldn't get mad.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    I used to think when someone finally shot me I'd chill the fuck out and like lay down and like take my understanding of a relaxation and shit and really chill the fuck out.

    My eye feels fine, it's blurry, but after I got shot I became right eye dominant, which actually really helps me fire rifles i had to relearn the pistol stance but no problem cuz it was always weird being right hand dominant and left eye dominant so now my left eye hurts int he bright sun + 96F temp + humidity in southern florida and uh i guess that's just part of what ig otta deal with,

    i don't feel don't much stupider and im really afraid of being shot in the face again i can't believe i lived.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by jerryb I think most here like you Bradley, you got to admit your life sometimes like a crazy movie. And you do like to fuck with some people but it's part of the fun here so people shouldn't get mad.

    This community is literally trolls, retards, pedophiles, outcasts, drug addicts, weirdos, 1 black lady, and criminals. WHat the fuck do people expect our interactions are gonna be like, yeah I like picking on paul wozny ever since i met him in prison when he was sitting for child molestation look it up, i like talkin to most of you. Every now and then we all get a little lonely, and when I am I come on here and tell Lanny how he's a piece of shit for not making my dick pic (side shot) into a banner after I wrote NIGGASIN.SPACE (it's a big cock)

    and he won't make it a banner but it is what it is u know i can't run the world.
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley This community is literally trolls, retards, pedophiles, outcasts, drug addicts, weirdos, 1 black lady, and criminals. WHat the fuck do people expect our interactions are gonna be like, yeah I like picking on paul wozny ever since i met him in prison when he was sitting for child molestation look it up, i like talkin to most of you. Every now and then we all get a little lonely, and when I am I come on here and tell Lanny how he's a piece of shit for not making my dick pic (side shot) into a banner after I wrote NIGGASIN.SPACE (it's a big cock)

    and he won't make it a banner but it is what it is u know i can't run the world.

    n dont think im talking shit im everything i listed except a pedophile
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    i just found the pack of cigarettes I hid so my roommate woulnd't smoke them while i'm sleeping, they were on top of the 8 foot high cupboards so thats good. i really wanted a cigarette.
  20. #20
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I can handle all the crazy fucks but now I skip the Wariat crap. How I know people like Bradley? When your gone a few days people start asking where dat Bradley. So your important to them, when I'm gone nobody gives a fuck because I'm just that old new guy. lol
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