2023-07-28 at 2:46 PM UTC
Folks, no strings attached, come and go as you please... I assure you that you will not be jumping through hoops.
2023-07-28 at 3:28 PM UTC
I have to live with a pedophile because i can't afford better housing and i'm five blocks from the college, when i do one more semester I can get into Florida International University with housing 20 miles away.
I don't like being near him though, what should I do great wizard Lil Stumpy.
2023-07-28 at 6:18 PM UTC
he used to touch me when i was sleeping and make sexual innuendos, the touching stopped immediatley but the jokes, gestures, trying to like flirt with me kinda took a couple months to stop but ultimately did because I would explain why I don't want to sexually interact with him and then list off every negative and unattractive thing about him, his age, his appearance, his behavior, and then continue repeating "Can you please understand?" "tu comprehende por favor amigo importante?" and he do because I do speak ok spanish now (Thanks to him ironically, his english hasn't improved but i now can talk shit to people, sell products, interact and harass people in spanish with ease, not perfecto, y sufficiento bien grasias no problemas) so it's kinda fun umm but i don' twant to fuck a chubby 62 year old man with no front teeth who won't take no for an answer when we had company until i promised him i would never have sex with him ever for the rest of my life on Odin and he thought i was kidding/gonna change my mind
i told him i can't break a promise to god.
now we have a dog, he has his own fuck buddies, i'm largely left alone, got air conditioning, 5 blocks from school, happy ish, sometimes when i make food he cleans but most of the time i gotta clean if i cook too, and i d r g a f about the uh video he was watching, cuz he made me promise not to talk about it so i tell people that ask "He made me promise not to say anything to anyone ever again about this so I don't know." uh which sounds really really bad in English but in spanish sounds ok lol i guess i say it in both
n uh we cool i got baby octopus i'mma start thawing out.
2023-07-28 at 6:24 PM UTC
when I buy drugs sometimes (Marijuana, alcohol majority) he says shit like "You no me?" "No for me?" "No beer?" "Me no cigars?" or i get sushi from this supermarket and it' slike 9 bucks and then I make this soup in a cup and have that with green tea with a small amount of milk, i then prepare horse radish and mayo sauce, and heat up the soup so I can enjoy it with my sushi, and when i go tak ea piss, he reaches his hand into the sushi tray and eats half of them in less than a minute with his bare, dirty hands and I stare at him and he grabs a fatass pinch of wasabi and asks me "WHAT IS?" and has my spinach salad in his other fingers that the japs make like a fresh green salad nigga ate half that too and I just stare at him with this fucking blank look on my face cuz i went to the supermarket to buhy this hsit a little bit ago and he's just eating half the sushi rolls, the pickled cabbage, half the fucking salad and was asking what I am microwaving
and my brain almost melted, that is how he irritates me, he also ate all the cream cheese int he middle of the night ytesterday so I can't make wing sauce and he literally nomed on it like biting straight up fucking cream cheese and has 0 desire to go to the store with or without my card and carry back groceries a mile.
yea that's how that dumb nigga pisses me off today
but then I take a big breath and remember, I got it okay if that' sthe worst of my problems.
2023-07-28 at 6:32 PM UTC
dont get me wrong i do a bunch of fucked up shit to do all day and night im not perfect, i'm lazy, sometimes i dont 'clean, i'm almost always drunk, or i just randomly leave, i fight people in the living room here and there, i got this dog making a huge mess every moment of his life, i cook a lot of food but don't really like to eat much, fridge is dirty so they gotta help me with that, i take the trash out but like idk i try my best and uh not perfect and i would say 6/10 roommate, i pay everything i say i will when i say I will always and the other -4 is because i'm a piece of shit
i don't have people over ever though and I am considerate to my roommates needs be they food, money, cigarettes, and all bilsl as part of our agreement
but sometimes i get so drunk i start wilding n more later i'm better but ya its probably a lot to deal with (I wouldn't know but kinda know)
