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Poll: My new daddy is going to be

Pick a new dad

  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh good this again
  2. #22
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra oh good this again

    No no no.
    I have a difficult time explaining this but others have experienced this. You lay in bed, and you don't ask them to show. You feel their existence and then they appear. it's not a hallucination. you're offering them a secluded place for communications.

    it's hard to explain. but it's real.
  3. #23
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Don't mock or fight this, Aldra. You were chosen.

    second close would be HTS and Scron but they would use it to flame war on me.

    You stood out.
  4. #24
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Pete Green No no no.
    I have a difficult time explaining this but others have experienced this. You lay in bed, and you don't ask them to show. You feel their existence and then they appear. it's not a hallucination. you're offering them a secluded place for communications.

    it's hard to explain. but it's real.

    I mean, I don't know what you're talking about, but I definitely have experienced something similar to this sequence of events while incredibly intoxicated on 4-aco-dmt. I fell in love with... something... as I lay in my bed, not asking for them to show but feeling their presence. It wasn't a hallucination, because I didn't hallucinate anything. I just felt a thing, and I loved them. I dunno how to describe it. "Made me feel small in a safe way" sounds gay af, but when you're an ugly troon, more... corporeal... guys are more-or-less the same size as you, and that's the closest you're gonna get to being a cute 5'2" grill with a 6'3" bf.
  5. #25
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'd have to date Yao Ming to feel that shit in a human-human relationship, so human-deity is the only way forward I guess. And since gods don't date down, deity-deity. I must ascend.
  6. #26
    is op's husbands wifes boyfrined needing a new bull to service
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    i picked #4 cuz he's white.
  8. #28
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    66.7%/
  9. #29
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € How about chingchong?

    thats actual peoples name.

    like dick.
  10. #30
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fuck your dad.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats actual peoples name.

    like dick.

    How about Mr. Nipper or Mr. Gook. Any of those around?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € How about Mr. Nipper or Mr. Gook. Any of those around?

    google it.
  13. #33
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there was a kid at my school who was half aboriginal half japanese (somehow), I don't even remember his name because everyone called him NipBo
  14. #34
    whats iq.

    which one of his parent was the superior one.
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    i never had a dad so I gravitated towards learning from old men and surpassing them at whatever they do.

    I think it's because I aint got no daddy!!!!


    FREE MY DADDY LOCKED UP IN THE DOG POUND!~!~!~!
  16. #36
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny google it.

    Just found Mr. Nipper.
  17. #37
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Evil English.
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