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  1. #21
    I'm not a fan of pickles at all. I like pickled onions and pickled jalapenos but that's about it. I dated a girl who was obsessed with them and would always get a big one at the movies (no pun intended)...it was very off putting sitting there and listening to her slurp on a pickle.
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    This one all cut up and fucked looking but you get one ginormous pickle and it's in a hot sauce vinegar pickling blend. I put hot sauce, I also bought some food but it's difficult to describe cuz it was cuban plates 5$ from a little cart that was going by with this tiny 100 year old cuban guy, I paid him in a 4 pack of beer because I am not foolish

    and no it was about 2 skids not 8 trucks, 2 flats that I loaded to the fucking brim, one for one side of our L coolers and then the other side.

    I did all of it, broke down the pallets, closed at 3:20am, I wasn't drinking and then I went and got so fuckin drunk cuz when i was unloading everything I put 8 beers in a garbage bag because i'm not retarded

    when i took the trash out (AFTER I CLOCKED OUT DATS FREE LABOR FOR THE COMPANY) I just take my trashbag full of beer, hot pickles, I put in a can of spaghettios that I thought I wanted but I Really don't.

    I got 23 chicken thighs left, cream cheese, I got a bottle of franks and I'm kinda hungry, yall know it's monday, get a fuckin job.
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thief
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    I got brown rice, with beans in it, bacon bits, lettuce, mayo, chicken, white cheese, he tried giving me a diet coke but i was on the water shit, so he filled up the bottom of the plate with tortillas and nacho cheese and then he just dropped the burrito onto the nachos.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Bradley I got brown rice, with beans in it, bacon bits, lettuce, mayo, chicken, white cheese, he tried giving me a diet coke but i was on the water shit, so he filled up the bottom of the plate with tortillas and nacho cheese and then he just dropped the burrito onto the nachos.

    Did he wash his hands?
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    i steal tons of shit from every work place I've ever been employed at.

    Why repeat yourself?



    my dog is 5 months old, his name is Scotty.
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    i steal tons of shit from every work place I've ever been employed at.

    Why repeat yourself?



    my dog is 5 months old, his name is Scotty.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did he wash his hands?

    No. As soon as you order he puts on gloves and makes it infront of you with all of these steaming compartments.
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  9. #29
    There's an old woman who parks outside value village selling Tamales...she ALWAYS asks me if I want some and I always so "no thanks".
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There's an old woman who parks outside value village selling Tamales…she ALWAYS asks me if I want some and I always so "no thanks".

    Kinda cruel, how old is she? Is there a man with her? Will she do 6 for 5$? (always a good mark of a good tamales salesperson) give her my number
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    u be a lot happier gettting 6 tamales and green sauce, she probably got 14 daughters too, just tip them 20 and you'll probably be able to fuck them
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Bradley Kinda cruel, how old is she? Is there a man with her? Will she do 6 for 5$? (always a good mark of a good tamales salesperson) give her my number

    She's on her own, I'd guess mid 60s. Besides the normal health and saftey concerns I was thinking about how nasty they must be sitting in her car in the Texas heat all day...then I saw her selling some to someone and she had them in a cooler so that's good I suppose.

    Obviously she's just trying to make ends meet, being old and retired she's hustling for that $$, I can respect that...though I'm too prissy to eat food off a poor person selling it from their car...I'd be thinking of fecal matter the whole time I was eating it.
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's on her own, I'd guess mid 60s. Besides the normal health and saftey concerns I was thinking about how nasty they must be sitting in her car in the Texas heat all day…then I saw her selling some to someone and she had them in a cooler so that's good I suppose.

    Obviously she's just trying to make ends meet, being old and retired she's hustling for that $$, I can respect that…though I'm too prissy to eat food off a poor person selling it from their car…I'd be thinking of fecal matter the whole time I was eating it.

    Who makes your fast food?
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Who makes your fast food?

    I very rarely eat fast food, but although of course they could be shitty too, they do at least have some surface level of health and sanitary processes in place as well as somewhat regular inspections.

    The women/dude selling from the back of their car don't...could be rat meat for all I know.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Do you wash cans before you open them?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you wash cans before you open them?

    I have but no not often...I know where you are going but realizing there is probably rat piss on the can isn't going to make it any more desirable for me to buy her tamales.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    So your fine with urine and feces as long as you have not met the source?
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So your fine with urine and feces as long as you have not met the source?

    I'm not fine with it, it's just that my mind has already concluded that I'd be getting fecal tamales from this woman...as far as urine and fecal matter on my cans/bottles I've not really thought indepth about it...but I can assure you if I have a can of something tonight I will be washing it first now you put the thought in my head.
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Then my work here is done.
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    I've had a much different experience when it comes to eating out of taco trucks/the old lady with the tameles.

    Typically I have been in jail or just released from jail and the lady will HOOK U UP if you tell her that.

    Sometimes I get 7 tamales for 5$, sometimes I go open the bag and there's a bowl of white rice and a sprite. They good people, bro, you just gotta give them a chance.

    Tamales ladies typically try really really hard to make sure their food isn't all fucked up because like some factories will have Friday Tamales or Tuesday Tamales and every week between 11am and 1pm on one day, and they want the same 40 or 50 people to come by with 5 dollars.

    Shits clean bro, her and her 14 children can attest to that.
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