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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I don't drink but I use to and was curious if it was any better than when I use to dump cheap gas station vodka in it.
  2. #2
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I don't drink but I use to and was curious if it was any better than when I use to dump cheap gas station vodka in it.

    Not vodka

    Gin.
  3. #3
    Ghast Houston
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'm not allowed to drink or my girlfriends husband will get angry that it's around his kids because she's a recovering alcoholic


    wow , how thoughtful of you.; And you don't smoke weed because of her either? Damn what's with you and dating women that don't let you consume substances.
    must just be a coincidence though and not any indicator of your masculinity or independence or anything
  4. #4
    Vodka is good with ANY soda.
  5. #5
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghast I'm not allowed to drink or my girlfriends husband will get angry that it's around his kids because she's a recovering alcoholic

    Scrons pathetic attempt to shade Fona

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  6. #6
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Scrons pathetic attempt to shade Fona


    that cat is me right now. My young mind thinking I can jump ALL THE WAY OVER THERE but just floooof onto my face
  7. #7
    Young mind??
  8. #8
    its shit wtf do you think
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  9. #9
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    It's like a four loko? Probably like a Hurricane flavored with Mountain Dew 🀒
  10. #10
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    It's good if you like the taste of piss
  11. #11
    pre canned anytyhing plus anything = should have done benzos
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Haxxor Scrons pathetic attempt to shade Fona


    i mean hes right
  13. #13
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    I can't drink sodas. Not even sugar free

    It expands your gut

    I was drinking 3 per diem
    Can't walk up a hill
  14. #14
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blob6106 I can't drink sodas. Not even sugar free

    It expands your gut

    I was drinking 3 per diem
    Can't walk up a hill

    Lol but you will drink beer?
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  15. #15
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Lol but you will drink beer?

    I had to stop. I kept burping up foam and regurgitating stomach blehhhhhhhhh


    Shit burned

    Also. Vinegar is the last stage of fermentation and beer is 3%? That cider was 12-15% before it turned
  16. #16
    Originally posted by blob6106 I can't drink sodas. Not even sugar free

    It expands your gut

    I was drinking 3 per diem
    Can't walk up a hill

    I chug 2ls of pepsi but only a few times a month at most
  17. #17
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ I chug 2ls of pepsi but only a few times a month at most

    Moderation is the key. the key lost on a chain of sensibility
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    I got a friend who drinks sweet tea, i talked to him yesterday and asked him if he still drinks a gallon of that shit a day

    "Uh,,, yeah? Do you still drink 40 beers before noon everyday, Bradley?"

    yea

    idk how he does it, he says "I don't use that much sugar, only a cup in a gallon" but he uses 1/4 of a pound into the gallon jug, takes the tea he made (He's got a whole system with funnels and boilers and this ice) and he puts it all together and he powerslams that while doing construction all day

    then he comes home and he puts whiskey/brandy/brown liquor into another gallon jug and drinks liquored sweet tea (so like 1.75gallons in the hot pheonix sun of alcohol, sugar, and black tea)

    no diabetes or bitch tits like paul wozny, niggas in better shape than I am from lifting and building all day. But one time he ran out of sugar and just said fuck it and took the gallon jug full of water and he looked sad and burnt out really quickly.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Bradley I got a friend who drinks sweet tea, i talked to him yesterday and asked him if he still drinks a gallon of that shit a day

    "Uh,,, yeah? Do you still drink 40 beers before noon everyday, Bradley?"

    yea

    idk how he does it, he says "I don't use that much sugar, only a cup in a gallon" but he uses 1/4 of a pound into the gallon jug, takes the tea he made (He's got a whole system with funnels and boilers and this ice) and he puts it all together and he powerslams that while doing construction all day

    then he comes home and he puts whiskey/brandy/brown liquor into another gallon jug and drinks liquored sweet tea (so like 1.75gallons in the hot pheonix sun of alcohol, sugar, and black tea)

    no diabetes or bitch tits like paul wozny, niggas in better shape than I am from lifting and building all day. But one time he ran out of sugar and just said fuck it and took the gallon jug full of water and he looked sad and burnt out really quickly.

    how old is he?
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