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We should Open a Nightclub in California

  1. #1
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    In Berkeley because it has a young Hip nerd group that would show up

    Just beer and Wine at first because it's cheaper than a full Alcohol license.
    Micro Brews even

    We can call it BBS Lounge

    and have projectors showing Dialup shit and memes and diagram skematics on the wall of old motherboards and shit with articles about Computer Related shit from MIT and Silicon Valley and NirvanaNet (Since it's local to Berkeley) and if it becomes popular we could open another one up in Palo Alto and maybe near UCLA or USC maybe even Cambridge Ma or some shit

    clubs only stay hip for like 3-4 years though so the overhead has to stay low. intern bartender barbacks for tips only. hire them for a weekend only.

    keep the lights down or power up batteries using Streetlights during the day and then run off the batteries at night during bar hours. or secretly suck off the power grid.

    Fuck YEAH!
  2. #2
    *SLAMS 10,000.00 RATCOINS ON THE TABLE

    I have no idea what we're investing in, but I'm in.

    Ill take the property in my name as a church for tax purposes of course.

    here is my resume


    http://www.spice-center.org/activity-summary/
    .BBSthis beongs in money money money not a sg thread, reported to lanny. Also sophie secretly paid me in DASHCOIn to smear your startup

    sorry but T WORK FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER
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    BAA - TENDER.


    My soul has been put to rest thanks to Kafka and SC, I can finally return home to hell and party and dance with the devil for all eternity, as a final act I shall construct the most EVIL demonic bar ever, staffed by demonic undead zombie girls, they are NOT legal drinking age in Poland. If anyone tries to raid us the place, there is enough explosives hidden under the floor to make the Oklahoma bombing look like a roman candle accident. Two for one special on brown brown cut with demon ashes! See you fuckers in HELL
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  3. #3
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    We'll fill expensive Whiskey bottles up with water-down Wild Turkey and Micro-Beers watered down with cheap PBR or next to free Bud-Light
  4. #4
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ Also sophie secretly paid me in DASHCOIn to smear your startup

    sorry but T WORK FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER

    welcome to the free market, kid

  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I live in California... And if you complessed me? Who are you? Raisen Bran 314
  6. #6
    i was gonna make a joke but I got distracted looking at ansi-art



    owell.

    Dark PzulWozny!!!, don't. Come in my portal and smoke this bhutanese shadow skunk. Don't start drinking shadow wine, please. Shadow Wine is this old, dirty, shitty-tasting, demon-made fΥ½ckΒ‘ng liquor that you can, ah, you can barely get it into you but my fΥ½ck, does it ever get you some drunk. All the shΒ‘t's in my name, man. I got no choice but to run for a little while. I'm gonna go work in the shadow market or something. Ah, Wozny, that's crazy talk. Come on now. I've lived beside you my whole life. Don't go, Woznuy. Come on, please, buddy. Alright, I'm just going to have one more drink.

    "Loets, open a bar! "

    who the fuck is loets??

    LOL WUT NO!!! IT CANT BE REAL

    YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

    LEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNARDDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. #7
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Fuk your moms
    Im going to do it all by myself and make all that dank sweet money on my own like the dude who ran Studio 54
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What if you're suppose?
  9. #9
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What are u doing in here mashed potatoes?
  10. #10
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What are u doing in here mashed potatoes?

    I want to take you to the race car track.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Pete Green Fuk your moms
    Im going to do it all by myself and make all that dank sweet money on my own like the dude who ran Studio 54

    im gonna molotob cock tail your location
  12. #12
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green In Berkeley because it has a young Hip nerd group that would show up

    Just beer and Wine at first because it's cheaper than a full Alcohol license.
    Micro Brews even

    We can call it BBS Lounge

    and have projectors showing Dialup shit and memes and diagram skematics on the wall of old motherboards and shit with articles about Computer Related shit from MIT and Silicon Valley and NirvanaNet (Since it's local to Berkeley) and if it becomes popular we could open another one up in Palo Alto and maybe near UCLA or USC maybe even Cambridge Ma or some shit

    clubs only stay hip for like 3-4 years though so the overhead has to stay low. intern bartender barbacks for tips only. hire them for a weekend only.

    keep the lights down or power up batteries using Streetlights during the day and then run off the batteries at night during bar hours. or secretly suck off the power grid.

    Fuck YEAH!


    Who is going to bareback for tips? Nobody is going to pay these old hoes here
  13. #13
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Who is going to bareback for tips? Nobody is going to pay these old hoes here

    If you hire them you by law now have to pay Minimum wage. Hooters was paying their women 2.75 an hour which the state said was Illegal even though they help keep food cost down and the party rocking because the tips were like 300 a night or 1100 a week solid. that's pretty good money for showing what you naturally have.

    also Who the fuck brings their kids to a Hooters? I used to walk by the one in San Francisco on the way to work and every single fucking time, Tourist with their kids.
  14. #14
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Cowboy u live in the bay aye too?
  15. #15
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Also Waldo I can't drink anymore. I gain too much weight. 10 pounds in 2 weeks from having a tall boy every few days. and also eating sugar. I need to stop. I'm so fat it hurts to walk up the hill and Im le' tired all of the time.

    and Sundays is the busiest day of the week for doing app money delivery

    Just not making any effen money right now
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Pete Green In Berkeley because it has a young Hip nerd group that would show up

    Just beer and Wine at first because it's cheaper than a full Alcohol license.
    Micro Brews even

    We can call it BBS Lounge

    and have projectors showing Dialup shit and memes and diagram skematics on the wall of old motherboards and shit with articles about Computer Related shit from MIT and Silicon Valley and NirvanaNet (Since it's local to Berkeley) and if it becomes popular we could open another one up in Palo Alto and maybe near UCLA or USC maybe even Cambridge Ma or some shit

    clubs only stay hip for like 3-4 years though so the overhead has to stay low. intern bartender barbacks for tips only. hire them for a weekend only.

    keep the lights down or power up batteries using Streetlights during the day and then run off the batteries at night during bar hours. or secretly suck off the power grid.

    Fuck YEAH!

    Sounds like a place you'd not find any women.
  17. #17
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green Cowboy u live in the bay aye too?

    No I live on the east coast but I always wanted to move out west somewhere.
  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Pete Green Also Waldo I can't drink anymore. I gain too much weight. 10 pounds in 2 weeks from having a tall boy every few days. and also eating sugar. I need to stop. I'm so fat it hurts to walk up the hill and Im le' tired all of the time.

    and Sundays is the busiest day of the week for doing app money delivery

    Just not making any effen money right now

    is it that bad paul wozny?
  19. #19
    *throws a molotov at you club*
  20. #20
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ *throws a molotov at you club*

    It will be made of steel and concrete

    Didn't scare me
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