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Metal Prongs sticking out of Mars Rock could be UFO

  1. #1
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    n alien spaceship crash landing cannot be ruled out as the cause of the strange pointy protrusions found on Mars, scientists have said.

    In April, Nasa’s Curiosity Rover photographed what appear to be rows of spikes, plates and wedges protruding from rocks on the floor of the 96-mile (154 km) Gale Crater.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/alien-spaceship-could-have-crash-landed-on-mars/ar-AA1eeEkF?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=0ef601669cda464faf39b5a4dcf755dc&ei=20

    FLMAO
    Fucking Hell. Now NASA is saying shit like this they would of never announced before

  2. #2
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    why dont they just drive the fucking thing right up on top of it and take a high rez up close? I bet they did and confirmed it's not natural but intelligently made by Fallen Angels fucking with our heads

    maybe they're sending back false data and it's not even there.

    so many "What ifs"
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Like "what if" you took your medicine regularly
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like "what if" you took your medicine regularly

    he does

    he takes it so regularly he has to call his doctor for a new prescription inside the first week of every month
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    because then how would they convince us that spooky aliens are here to kill us all, in turn 'uniting' the world under a one world gvt

    go watch shawn Ryan's whistle-blowers, and Wednesday the 26th a public hearing is being held in congress about this issue.

    hologram technology will be implemented on a massive scale in order to appear a mass invasion, and many will die during this event. this will be the govt's doing and the real aliens have been here for a Hella long time and aren't here to kill us.

    consciousness is across the entire universe and the 'great fyilter' is what's keeping us blind from seeing them now.

    fuxking human eyes only able to see0.005% of visible light and it's pissing me off.
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  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I've been telling folks for a couple years that in 2024 there will be a black flag UFO invasion.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've been telling folks for a couple years that in 2024 there will be a black flag UFO invasion.

    I'm thinking before 2030 as well.
  8. #8
    How could it be a UFO if it's not fucking flying...
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Pete Green n alien spaceship crash landing cannot be ruled out as the cause of the strange pointy protrusions found on Mars, scientists have said.

    Scientists didn't say this.

    "But researchers caution that “a fragment from an extraterrestrial or terrestrial spacecraft cannot be discounted with absolute certainty”

    "

    RESEARCHERS, NOT SCIENTISTS...researchers means UFO nuts.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How could it be a UFO if it's not fucking flying…

    Define 'how'
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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Define 'how'

    in what way or manner; by what means?
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson in what way or manner; by what means?

    Define 'slough'
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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Define 'slough'

    Slough is a town in Berkshire, England, in the Thames Valley 20 miles (32 km) west of central London and 19 miles (31 km) north-east of Reading, .
  14. #14
    Slough - John Betjeman

    Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
    It isn't fit for humans now,
    There isn't grass to graze a cow.
    Swarm over, Death!

    Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
    Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
    Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
    Tinned minds, tinned breath.

    Mess up the mess they call a town-
    A house for ninety-seven down
    And once a week a half a crown
    For twenty years.

    And get that man with double chin
    Who'll always cheat and always win,
    Who washes his repulsive skin
    In women's tears:

    And smash his desk of polished oak
    And smash his hands so used to stroke
    And stop his boring dirty joke
    And make him yell.

    But spare the bald young clerks who add
    The profits of the stinking cad;
    It's not their fault that they are mad,
    They've tasted Hell.

    It's not their fault they do not know
    The birdsong from the radio,
    It's not their fault they often go
    To Maidenhead

    And talk of sport and makes of cars
    In various bogus-Tudor bars
    And daren't look up and see the stars
    But belch instead.

    In labour-saving homes, with care
    Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
    And dry it in synthetic air
    And paint their nails.

    Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
    To get it ready for the plough.
    The cabbages are coming now;
    The earth exhales.
  15. #15
    Nut jobs taking a nondescript photo and automatically saying "aliens!"

    It looks more like a rotting tire from a 1978 Austin Allegro to me.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Pete Green

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It looks more like a rotting tire from a 1978 Austin Allegro to me.


  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Kinda sorta huh?

  19. #19
    Exactly.

    What's more likely...space aliens from another galaxy or a rotting tire illegally dumped.
  20. #20
    It could be the tire off that car Elon Musk sent up.
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