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  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    every week they give me a piece of paper that has a nun-bar on it thats how i know im covered cry πŸ˜”
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    don't poke cow
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by aldra don't poke cow

    whats that you say
    i guess youre right
    its nothing to me

    see that man
    she belongs to him, buddy
    better drink up and go while you can


    i can tell by the way he looks at you, buddy
    that hes sure a quick-tempered jealous man

    whats that you say
    i guess youre right
    its nothing to me
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    cow donot like
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by A College Professor whats that you say
    i guess youre right
    its nothing to me

    see that man
    she belongs to him, buddy
    better drink up and go while you can


    i can tell by the way he looks at you, buddy
    that hes sure a quick-tempered jealous man

    whats that you say
    i guess youre right
    its nothing to me

    You own cows for 5,000 dollars.
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    And then you take that paper, run it though the same fax 20 times , take an hour long shit and grab lunch early cuz it's a slow day
  7. #7
    Originally posted by mashlehash You own cows for 5,000 dollars.

    Worth it if you fuck em and bufcher them . Can't eat hookers!!!
  8. #8
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor whats that you say
    i guess youre right
    its nothing to me

    see that man
    she belongs to him, buddy
    better drink up and go while you can


    i can tell by the way he looks at you, buddy
    that hes sure a quick-tempered jealous man

    whats that you say
    i guess youre right
    its nothing to me

    And I followed you into the party
    That no one invited me to
    But alone I made love to my forty
    And played make-believe it was you

    But I watched you forget your belongings
    And belongings, you've got quite a few
    I filled up your bags with my longings
    And searched through this whole wide city for you

    And we'll walk 'neath the street lamps forever
    You'll say you remind me of you
    It's so damn cliche that it's clever
    It's so fucking false, you think that it's true

    'Cause I heard that you've got you were lover
    And lovers you've got one or two
    But you can't tell one from the other
    Now mama, now you're nothing to you
  9. #9
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ Worth it if you fuck em and bufcher them . Can't eat hookers!!!

    Not with that attitude
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Not with that attitude

    one of them will be in your deep freeze probably until you move out, if you stay in the same place and accumulate PFFDFDDFF better invest in another deep freeze early literally like those skitzo hunters that buy like 10 WELL I GOT MEAT FOR A DECADE NOW!! bruh how old is that frozen skunk
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I know That I Can Be Somebody, that I don't want to be.
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ Worth it if you fuck em and bufcher them . Can't eat hookers!!!

    You definitely can eat hookers, I guess it depends on how hungry you are. Just be sure to cook to an internal temperature of 165 to kill any diseases or viruses...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Bradley Florida Man
    r u the manager
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    yes
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ one of them will be in your deep freeze probably until you move out, if you stay in the same place and accumulate PFFDFDDFF better invest in another deep freeze early literally like those skitzo hunters that buy like 10 WELL I GOT MEAT FOR A DECADE NOW!! bruh how old is that frozen skunk

    This dude Ike on totse used to eat squirrels all the time
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    I would have eaten him
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster This dude Ike on totse used to eat squirrels all the time

    I frequently eat squirrels as well.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You also eat cock so your opinion is void
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    aren't they riddled with parasites
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    im something of a squirrel myself
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