I like using a Zippo.

2017-05-25 at 10:39 PM UTC

#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Zippos are great but I dislike that they've become co-opted by what I call the "Leitgeist", a faggy movement that primarily consists of MOON PERSONs who collect affectations of "manliness" or "taste" or "culturedness".

The Leitgeist has ruined Zippos, medium rare steaks, sous vide, reverse searing and smoking meat, leather wallets, lower-mid range watches, cast iron skillets, nalgene bottles, safety razors and shaving equipment, Pyrex, leather jackets, microbrews, feigning gun knowledge by talking about trigger discipline every time a gun appears in media, Leatherman multiple, Swiss Army knives, quality chef's knives etc.

I own a Zippo but I only keep it in my pocket as a courtesy to others, I don't smoke anything myself, I'll give someone a light if they need it. Pin proud to say I have never learnt any Zippo tricks.

If any group is keeping you from that shit you're a total victim

Especially the steak and smoked meat. That shizzle is just delicious.

2017-05-25 at 10:41 PM UTC

#22

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Zanick I use BIC's out of sheer convenience, when I do smoke, but Zippo has the wind-proof feature that would be useful to any Chicagoan.

How hard is it to cup your hands? I smoked cigarettes on Mt. Kamet so you should be able to smoke cigarettes in Chicago

2017-05-25 at 11:06 PM UTC

#23

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Discount Whore If any group is keeping you from that shit you're a total victim

Especially the steak and smoked meat. That shizzle is just delicious.

I bet you go to "beard salons" and use a zippo, faggot.

2017-05-25 at 11:09 PM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Zanick I use BIC's out of sheer convenience, when I do smoke, but Zippo has the wind-proof feature that would be useful to any Chicagoan.

Use ur hand to shield it u pussy.

Also, quit smoking, I care about ur health bro, I love you and you can do it.

2017-05-25 at 11:11 PM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Discount Whore If any group is keeping you from that shit you're a total victim

Especially the steak and smoked meat. That shizzle is just delicious.

I'm not letting it "keep me" from it. Imagine if suddenly neo nazis started using your favourite song as their anthem; it doesn't make the song any less good, but suddenly you are identified as a fag for using it, because a lot of poser fags use it. It is like putting a drop of piss in a perfectly clean bucket of water. Yeah it's one drop but now it's gross to drink out of it.

2017-05-25 at 11:14 PM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon It is like putting a drop of piss in a perfectly clean bucket of water. Yeah it's one drop but now it's gross to drink out of it.

This is how I feel about miscegenation.

2017-05-25 at 11:15 PM UTC

#27

bling bling Dark Matter

myne blewed up from homemade liqwuids

2017-05-25 at 11:16 PM UTC

#28

bling bling Dark Matter

an if u get the lid snrappd down on ur bollox it hurt

2017-05-25 at 11:18 PM UTC

#29

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by bling bling an if u get the lid snrappd down on ur bollox it hurt

IDK how you get the lid to snap closed on your bullocks m8.

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2017-05-25 at 11:27 PM UTC

#30

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't like zippos I find them useless for smoking bongs and meth pipes (they are great for cleaning a dirty pipe though). I like that you can refill them but the design is not suited for drug smoking or chemistry uses. I am looking for one like this but smaller, I used to have a good one but I clucked it for dope money. It's hard to find a decent one without an annoying cap that makes meth smoking impossible. I GUESS I JUST ASK FOR TOO MUCH

I haven't seen a good butane torch in ages, I remember 7-11 used to sell them when we were straight edge pyromaniacs the guy even gave a demo, filled it up and showed us the flame right there at the register. I think people stopped selling them around here because of the crack/crank smokers. You can't find thumb friendlies anywhere in the city, I got them all the time in my old town.

It's like an active police of Harm Enlargement forcing people to use candles, matches, broken pipes and light bulbs for smoking.

I got one of these from a party sto'

2017-05-25 at 11:31 PM UTC

#31

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Thanks for the brand tip zimmy!

yous a real Space nigerian

2017-05-25 at 11:32 PM UTC

#32

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Phoenix This is how I feel about miscegenation.

Are you saying you wouldn't let Shemar Moore cum in your boypussy?

2017-05-25 at 11:35 PM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Are you saying you wouldn't let Shemar Moore cum in your boypussy?

Miscegenation isn't a problem if I'm sterile.

(I'm willing to make exceptions is what I'm saying. Leave me alone. T_T)

2017-05-26 at 12:59 AM UTC

#34

RestStop Space Nigga

I like that they can be refilled and they're costly/nice enough that I just won't let someone "borrow" it/lose it in my truck/leave it behind at someone's house etc..Essentials before I leave my house for any significant amount of time
1. Half a pack of menthol cigarettes
2. Zippo
3. 3 tenths of tech
4. Wallet
5. Spark plug spacer with magical powers.

2017-05-26 at 2:32 AM UTC

#35

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RestStop I like that they can be refilled and they're costly/nice enough that I just won't let someone "borrow" it/lose it in my truck/leave it behind at someone's house etc..Essentials before I leave my house for any significant amount of time
1. Half a pack of menthol cigarettes
2. Zippo
3. 3 tenths of tech
4. Wallet
5. Spark plug spacer with magical powers.

Tell me more about the spark plug spacer's powers.

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